Ongoing NHL thread - Part deux

[KennyBanyeah]

Tim Graham @ByTimGraham
Patrick Kane was scheduled to have his day with the Stanley Cup in Buffalo this weekend.

I guess he can bring the cup to his arraignment.

This guy is such a fucking moron.

 

[DragonfromTO]

What is the cap provision on a player who can't play because he's otherwise engaged taking it up the cornhole in a max security facility?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

So prior to the news that the police are conducting a r*pe investigation, it was being discussed on Sirius NHL XM radio and one of the hosts could only say that he was impressed that Kane had a home in Germany (i.e. a cool place to spend the offseason).

who said that?

was it Kelly Hrudey? Cause it sounds like something he would say lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I'm still chuckling at that.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

The town of Hamburg is where I grew up and where my parents still live.

This might be the first time they've made international news that didn't feature some variant of how much snow they received.

 

[dash]

who said that?

was it Kelly Hrudey? Cause it sounds like something he would say lol

I don't know who it was jstew, I just read it on a different board and thought it was pretty funny so I posted it here.

/For the record, I have been to both Hamburg and Frankfurt Germany and both are cool places. I have never been to Hamburg, NY so I can't speak for its coolness factor (lol)

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

The town of Hamburg is where I grew up and where my parents still live.

This might be the first time they've made international news that didn't feature some variant of how much snow they received.

Never knew you were German!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Never knew you were German!

Oddly enough I am of mostly German descent.

Other than 4 days each in Munich and Berlin for vacation though, my German experience consists primarily of connecting through the Munich and Frankfurt airports.

 

[forty_three]

Ray Lewis/Rice's lawyer just sprinted to his phone. He can just smell the dollars.

Have we blamed the victim yet?

Put him in a cell with Rae Carruth.

Nah, Voynov.

Wait...

 

[dash]

To use the word of the day, the Habs are raping their fans.

The Canadiens might have just priced some of their most hardcore fans out of the Bell Centre.

Canadiens season-ticket holders received their bills this week for the 2015-16 National Hockey League season and fans who sit in the nosebleed blue section have reason to be upset. Those tickets have suddenly gone up 24 per cent in price.

“I am really pissed off … I have to be honest,” one longtime season-ticket holder told the Montreal Gazette on Wednesday after learning his pair of tickets in the blues (located four rows from the roof) will cost $4,002.77 this season, up from $3,227.87 last year.

Stu Cowan: Canadiens a lesson in Economics 101 as season-ticket prices jump | Montreal Gazette

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

25%? Even the Leafs think that's extreme.

 

[dash]

25%? Even the Leafs think that's extreme.

That's a lot of money to pay to watch Carey Price and not much else BBB...

 

[Comeds]

To use the word of the day, the Habs are raping their fans.

The Canadiens might have just priced some of their most hardcore fans out of the Bell Centre.

Canadiens season-ticket holders received their bills this week for the 2015-16 National Hockey League season and fans who sit in the nosebleed blue section have reason to be upset. Those tickets have suddenly gone up 24 per cent in price.

“I am really pissed off … I have to be honest,” one longtime season-ticket holder told the Montreal Gazette on Wednesday after learning his pair of tickets in the blues (located four rows from the roof) will cost $4,002.77 this season, up from $3,227.87 last year.

Stu Cowan: Canadiens a lesson in Economics 101 as season-ticket prices jump | Montreal Gazette

What? I suppose you expect Youppi to mascot for free? (used mascot as a verb, nailed it!)

Geez, 25%?

 

[dash]

What? I suppose you expect Youppi to mascot for free? (used mascot as a verb, nailed it!)

I want the Expos to return to Montreal so Youppi! can work year round (lol)

 

[pixburgher66]

So glad this lady right here bought a Kane jersey recently. Mother effer...

 

[mattola]

Hey another unfunny joke about the Panthers lack of attendance!

What type of cookie do you want? Chocolate, double chocolate, peanut butter, raisin, or any other kind?

Nah you keep the cookie you seem to need it more.

 

[dash]

Eric Stephens @icemancometh
Ducks have signed winger Jakob Silfverberg to a four-year contract.

Eric Stephens @icemancometh
Silfverberg will come in at $3.75 AAV. Had huge second half and playoffs for Ducks. Arguably best defensive forward.

Good deal and nice signing by the Quackers...

 

[tducey]

The Kane situation is going to be interesting to see how it plays out. Still if he is cleared of any wrong doing, someone has to sit him down and tell him to not keep getting himself into these situations.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

oof

 

[dash]

New York Rangers @NYRangers
OFFICIAL: #NYR have agreed to terms with free agent forward Jarret Stoll.

I wonder what line he's on?

/Too soon?