Ongoing NHL Thread - Part Brock and Roll Four Lines

[jstewismybastardson]

Bring it to 36 teams.

New Teams
Surrey, BC
Utah
Houston
Quebec City
Portland

once they get that 55,000 seat arena built how can Gary say no??????????

 

[puckhead]

has there ever been a GM with as eventful a first year as Briere?

Something you'd need to disclose, right?
Or do we just assume that everyone knows and is part of the coverup

 

[mattola]

So I guess it was a little bit more than just making a pass?!?

would be fantastic to edmonton try to bumble their way out of signing perry if it becomes serious.

 

[dash]

would be fantastic to edmonton try to bumble their way out of signing perry if it becomes serious.

Nothing stopping Gary from stepping in and terminating a contract to my knowledge...The NHLPA would likely file a grievance, but man the court of public opinion would have the torches and pitchforks out.

 

[sbb122]

You

Bring it to 36 teams.

New Teams
Utah
Houston
Quebec City
Portland
Tempe

24 make playoffs - works perfect - 24 teams then 12-6-3-1

Players allowed to dress three more players

Fanatics makes all team apparel. Including intimate apparel

Women broadcasters - women executives all wear prairie dresses to avoid tempting players

Players on both teams making the Stanley Thermos Stanley Cup Finals get an acquittal in the bank. (up to 2nd degree murder)

More outdoor games plus 2 Ocean Classic games on cruise ships (women on cruise ships will be dressed in prairie dresses)

3-4 Hard Knocks NHL type shows per season, proudly shown on Peacock

NHL themed sitcom - The Courtship Of Eddie Belfour to be given 2 season minimum order

To bring attention to prostate cancer NHL to wear special colors and uniforms on special days in November

Develop initiatives to tell women in public to smile more

1 exclusive game a week on WebTV

Any player who refers to Tuesday as Taco Tuesday - Healthy scratch

NHL records and releases - NHL Album (similar to WWE)

Southwestern teams - mandatory bolo ties while traveling (turquoise optional)

More morning games

More citrus color in uniforms

sold me at WebTV

 

[mattola]

NHL records and releases - NHL Album (similar to WWE)

I made the cover





thats a r*pe whistle in case you missed it

 

[KennyBanyeah]

has there ever been a GM with as eventful a first year as Briere?

There were rumours that Dorion was interested before he got shitcanned. LOL.

That would have been peak Pierre.

 

[BGDave]

Bring it to 36 teams.

New Teams
Utah
Houston
Quebec City
Portland
Tempe

24 make playoffs - works perfect - 24 teams then 12-6-3-1

Players allowed to dress three more players

Fanatics makes all team apparel. Including intimate apparel

Women broadcasters - women executives all wear prairie dresses to avoid tempting players

Players on both teams making the Stanley Thermos Stanley Cup Finals get an acquittal in the bank. (up to 2nd degree murder)

More outdoor games plus 2 Ocean Classic games on cruise ships (women on cruise ships will be dressed in prairie dresses)

3-4 Hard Knocks NHL type shows per season, proudly shown on Peacock

NHL themed sitcom - The Courtship Of Eddie Belfour to be given 2 season minimum order

To bring attention to prostate cancer NHL to wear special colors and uniforms on special days in November

Develop initiatives to tell women in public to smile more

1 exclusive game a week on WebTV

Any player who refers to Tuesday as Taco Tuesday - Healthy scratch

NHL records and releases - NHL Album (similar to WWE)

Southwestern teams - mandatory bolo ties while traveling (turquoise optional)

More morning games

More citrus color in uniforms

I don’t know how long it takes you to come up with this content, I have a feeling not long, but OMG you always deliver.

#Comedsfanboy

 

[BGDave]

I guess now I know why the Canucks didnt sign him in the offseason

Nashville got him last year in the deadline deal for Jeannot. On the ice he wasn’t the worst D we had so I was a little surprised we didn’t resign him.

 

[eaglesnut]

Who is this gulk piece of shit and why does he care about some hoe that already got paid 3.5 million dollars?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Nashville got him last year in the deadline deal for Jeannot. On the ice he wasn’t the worst D we had so I was a little surprised we didn’t resign him.

Adam Foote is an assistant coach in Vancouver so I thought it was a no brainer when they were looking for depth at D in the offseason ... Everyone knew behind the scenes what was going to go down

/Tocchet today said Adam Foote was "standing tall" ... whatever that means lol

 

[eaglesnut]

It's not just the NHL though, currently Alex Zverev is playing the Aussie Open despite two credible accusations of sexual abuse and they just don't appear to care how bad this makes the sport look. He is scheduled to stand trial in May during the French Open.

Tennis is more honorable towards their fans than the NHL. No one cares what happened in some bumblefuck canada hotel room 6 years ago to a girl that already got 3.5 million dollars. Hockey brings joy to millions.

 

[eaglesnut]

The players that are ultimately found responsible need to pay a stiff price. That said, there were some people at Hockey Canada that covered this up and they also need to be held accountable.

Duke lacrosse...
Virgina tech fake rapes in rolling stone...
This investigation was already closed and over with.
This is bogus.

 

[dash]

Tennis is more honorable towards their fans than the NHL. No one cares what happened in some bumblefuck canada hotel room 6 years ago to a girl that already got 3.5 million dollars. Hockey brings joy to millions.

Honest question: What if it was your sister or a family relative that was sexually assaulted by these players? Would you be so quick to dismiss this investigation?

 

[puckhead]

Honest question: What if it was your sister or a family relative that was sexually assaulted by these players? Would you be so quick to dismiss this investigation?

Sounds to me like between alleged ra.pists and alleged victim, he's pretty confident on which side to fully support.

Unsolicited, adamant, and repeatedly. Quite the look.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Maybe it’s giving Bettman too much credit but it seems like the league was doing this from a playbook and not in reaction to the news out of London.

 

[dash]

Maybe it’s giving Bettman too much credit but it seems like the league was doing this from a playbook and not in reaction to the news out of London.

Remember the good old days when teams were plucked out of Winnipeg and Quebec City when they couldn't find a new arena in either of those cities?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

 

[forty_three]

TNT Game tonight is Boston and Carolina.

Spencer Martin is starting for Carolina.



This gon be must see TV.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[eaglesnut]

Honest question: What if it was your sister or a family relative that was sexually assaulted by these players? Would you be so quick to dismiss this investigation?

It wasn't. I'd be on her yacht every few months and she'd be over it.