oh fuck you Matt Cooke

[SLY]

Is that a lady squeezing a dildo between her bare breasts?

 

[sportfan09]

Is that a lady squeezing a dildo between her bare breasts?

of course

 

[elocomotive]

NEWS UPDATE!

Cooke has an in-person hearing at 1pm today. That probably means a significant suspension.

How many games do you think he deserves? How many do you think he'll actually get?

I'd say he deserves 10, but will probably get 6.

 

[dash]

It would truly send a message if Cooke were suspended for the rest of the season (including playoffs), but Campbell will spin the 'Wheel of Justice' and it will land on 8 games is my prediction.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

9 games, hefty fine, and he will be forced to get braces on those antlers in his mouth that will:

a.) get his ass laughed at a lot
b.) cost him a small fortune

 

[sportfan09]

bash him in the head with a fucking golf club..tiger woods his spinless ass

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I'm scared of where the Wheel of Justice ends up on this one.

Heatley and Marchand get 2 each, Kubina gets 3, all for elbows to the head.

Cooke definitely has a reputation as a repeat offender that the others don't but I'm not sure that the Wheel has a 3x, 4x, or 5x multiplier on it given the precedent set with the last three incidents.*

*I hope I'm wrong.

 

[TOX1]

NEWS UPDATE!

Cooke has an in-person hearing at 1pm today. That probably means a significant suspension.

How many games do you think he deserves? How many do you think he'll actually get?

I'd say he deserves 10, but will probably get 6.

I think he'll get the rest of their reg season - 10 games.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

9 games, hefty fine, and he will be forced to get braces on those antlers in his mouth that will:

a.) get his ass laughed at a lot
b.) cost him a small fortune

I'm thinking the NHL has gotta have a fantastic dental plan.

You know, given it's history of quality smiles and all.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

I'm thinking the NHL has gotta have a fantastic dental plan.

You know, given it's history of quality smiles and all.

Yeah but they don't cover braces usually

 

[SLY]

Nah I'll put my money on him really getting the book this time. I say 12-15 games.

 

[dash]

Yeah but they don't cover braces usually

Mr. Burns: In exchange for our dental plan, I've provided this keg of beer.
Lenny: So long dental plan.

(in Homer's brain)

Lenny: Dental plan
Marge: Lisa needs braces
Lenny: Dental plan
Marge: Lisa needs braces
Lenny: Dental plan
Marge: Lisa needs braces

Homer: If we give up our dental plan, then I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces.

 

[mattola]

Pittsburgh Penguins forward Matt Cooke has an in-person hearing with NHL disciplinarian Colin Campbell in Toronto today at 1:30pm et, stemming from his elbow to the head of New York Rangers defenceman Ryan McDonagh.

thats a minimum of 6 games to be sure. hope its over 10

 

[elocomotive]

Nah I'll put my money on him really getting the book this time. I say 12-15 games.

I'll bet you less than that. You win - Bs logo for my avy for a week. I win - you rock the red with a Caps' logo for a week.

I'll give you 11+ games. I get 10 games or less.

Bet?

 

[SLY]

I'll bet you less than that. You win - Bs logo for my avy for a week. I win - you rock the red with a Caps' logo for a week.

I'll give you 11+ games. I get 10 games or less.

Bet?

Your on...

 

[SLY]

1 p.m. better bring good news.

 

[elocomotive]

Your on...

Sweet. We'll find out in 2 hours.

 

[elocomotive]

Should we say you have to change the little bottom logo too to really confuse/mess with people?

Btw - just realized this is a win-win for me. If he gets more than 10 games, I have to change my pic(s), but Cooke gets an actual suspension. If he gets less, at least you have to rock the red.

 

[SLY]

lol. no. I didnt make Tox change his, thats just going too far, the avy is enough. I feel like I am gonna lose this one, I always lose bets.

 

[SLY]

I probably should have viewed the hit before I accepted this bet, lol. Damn work computers blocking vids.