Official 2017 Phillies Spring Training Thread

[Omar 382]

I think the answer is crystal meth. That's what I'm showing him

 

[Cedrique]

Yes, but I am the one ruined now. This professor isn't letting anyone leave until we figure out some problem and show him and get it right. Half the class has left already, and I am here responding to you and missing out on the Phillies. Maybe I'll do that 6th grade thing where you just write tons of bullshit in sloppy handwriting so he can't read it.

BTW, you don't know the limiting reactant of C3H404 + 2C2H6O --> C7H1204 + 2H2O by any chance?[/QUOTE
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It's gotta be one of those 4 things right

 

[Cedrique]

I'd go with H2O

 

[Cedrique]

He's obviously celebrating my 548th like with Schmitty's number

 

[Cedrique]

wait, I think it is Hydrogen

 

[Cedrique]

Way to go Florimon! I knew we needed a 30 yr old infielder with 40 major league ABs worth of experience

 

[Omar 382]

WTF. How is MLB Network showing Team Canada playing the Blue Gays. Did Matt Stairs take over their broadcasting decisions?

 

[Cedrique]

Stassi HR now gives him a 1.632 OPS

 

[Omar 382]

Great pitch Buchholz

 

[jvett77]

Fuckholes is garbage.

 

[jvett77]

Actually, he recovered. One bad pitch put him in the can.

 

[jvett77]

3 games, 3 losses, 27 LOB, one x-base hit, 1 HR. lol.

 

[jvett77]

3 games, 3 losses, 29 LOB, two x-base hits, 1 HR. lol. Should have waited for the 9th to complete. They're better when the pressure's on.

 

[Omar 382]

Here we go Phillies here we go

 

[Cedrique]

Hail Cesar!

 

[Cedrique]

It's not a question of whether the Phillies have a spot for Stassi. The question is now-can they afford NOT to bring the kid up to the big leagues and stick him in the middle of the lineup.
Auf Wiedersehen , Altherr!

 

[Cedrique]

VV update: 3.1 IP

 

[Omar 382]

VV update: 3.1 IP

I'm hard right now

 

[Omar 382]

What channel is the game on?

 

[Omar 382]

WTF- not televised?????