Official 2017 Phillies Spring Training Thread

[Omar 382]

Here we go Phillies here we go

 

[Omar 382]

yes, we're going to get all of those guys, but Trout and Harper will get injured driving home from Machado's bachelor party, Kershaw will develop stiffness in his shoulder and retire and Cozens and Hoskins will each hit 50 bombs for the Blue Jays.

Holy Schmidt, look at your likes! And I'm pretty sure I gave you the last one bruddah!

 

[Cedrique]

Holy Schmidt, look at your likes! And I'm pretty sure I gave you the last one bruddah!

It took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about. In celebration I think I will shotgun 20 of these

 

[Omar 382]

I have nothing to celebrate in class now, but that won't stop me from drinking 20 of these

 

[Cedrique]

Is today's game available anywhere on the internet?

 

[Omar 382]

Is today's game available anywhere on the internet?

It's on MLB Network isn't it? That's what this says 2017 Broadcast Schedule

 

[Cedrique]

I have nothing to celebrate in class now, but that won't stop me from drinking 20 of these

It can't be 20--that number is retired. Hopefully Moniak isn't wearing 88 or something or you will need a funnel

 

[Omar 382]

It can't be 20--that number is retired. Hopefully Moniak isn't wearing 88 or something or you will need a funnel

I was thinking more Mickey Mantle actually. What a buzz-kill, Commerce Comet...

 

[Cedrique]

It's on MLB Network isn't it? That's what this says 2017 Broadcast Schedule

Yeah, but I don't have a subscription. I do have Sirius radio in my car so I guess I can get it off of their website

 

[Cedrique]

I was thinking more Mickey Mantle actually. What a buzz-kill, Commerce Comet...

Well 7 is pretty reasonable.....that's probably less than you normally drink in class

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, but I don't have a subscription. I do have Sirius radio in my car so I guess I can get it off of their website

Wait, I thought you did have a prescription for MLB Network a couple years ago. I guess the street price of Dilaudid is ever-increasing...

 

[Cedrique]

Ok, someone has to say it- might as well be me......SAunders is garbage!

 

[Omar 382]

Ok, someone has to say it- might as well be me......SAunders is garbage!

WTF. What happened

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, but I don't have a subscription. I do have Sirius radio in my car so I guess I can get it off of their website

Tell me you're not doing your Harvey Kietel impersonation right now

 

[Cedrique]

WTF. What happened

I don't know. I just saw he made an out in the first. I don't have much patience for new players.

 

[Cedrique]

Tell me you're not doing your Harvey Kietel impersonation right now

Yes, I bought a retired cop car (Crown Vic) and just smashed my fist through the dashboard.

 

[Omar 382]

I don't know. I just saw he made an out in the first. I don't have much patience for new players.

Same. I drove a thousand miles down to Florida to see "prized-prospect" Cornelius Randolph last year just to see him K in his first PA. I threw my Mickey's bottle at him and fucked up his eye pretty bad

 

[Cedrique]

Same. I drove a thousand miles down to Florida to see "prized-prospect" Cornelius Randolph last year just to see him K in his first PA. I threw my Mickey's bottle at him and fucked up his eye pretty bad

Didn't you ruin some other prospect's career? Steve Susdorf or something?

 

[Cedrique]

WTF...Is Nola Done?

 

[Omar 382]

Didn't you ruin some other prospect's career? Steve Susdorf or something?

Yes, but I am the one ruined now. This professor isn't letting anyone leave until we figure out some problem and show him and get it right. Half the class has left already, and I am here responding to you and missing out on the Phillies. Maybe I'll do that 6th grade thing where you just write tons of bullshit in sloppy handwriting so he can't read it.

BTW, you don't know the limiting reactant of C3H404 + 2C2H6O --> C7H1204 + 2H2O by any chance?