Official 2017 Phillies Spring Training Thread

[Cedrique]

Cedriqueeeee you don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over you don't have to sell your body to the night
Cedriqueeeee you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money you don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

How come every time I don't have anything to post about the Phillies for a few days you immediately reach the conclusion that I am "tricking" ? The truth is I developed a case of the "internet yips", where every time I tried to go to sports SportsHoopla my fingers would accidentally type "xhamster" .

 

[Omar 382]

How come every time I don't have anything to post about the Phillies for a few days you immediately reach the conclusion that I am "tricking" ? The truth is I developed a case of the "internet yips", where every time I tried to go to sports SportsHoopla my fingers would accidentally type "xhamster" .

Sorry, I just really wanted to tell you that I came up with a theme song for Kingery. Rockin' the Jetpax! Rock the Jetpax!

 

[Omar 382]

Well, it is a little difficult to watch a game when you are working by driving a bus. If I get the time and the Phillies are playing, I'll watch.

Wait, I thought you were a lawyer ?

 

[Omar 382]

That's funny jvett. I am afraid you have me confused with someone else who regularly posts on the Phillies boards.

Yes, @northeastphillyguy

 

[jvett77]

That's funny jvett. I am afraid you have me confused with someone else who regularly posts on the Phillies boards.

Yeah, you're right. I was celebrating Hoskins' shot with scotch and drambuie and got to thinking, bus, Arizona, border, transport, Nogales, Chapo gang.................lol.

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, you're right. I was celebrating Hoskins' shot with scotch and drambuie and got to thinking, bus, Arizona, border, transport, Nogales, Chapo gang.................lol.

Ask Retro how he want from renowned Arizona lawyer locking up Cartel members to a personal transport for juveniles to and from school

 

[jvett77]

Ask Retro how he want from renowned Arizona lawyer locking up Cartel members to a personal transport for juveniles to and from school

He's still a lawyer but working undercover for NSA.

 

[jvett77]

By the way, in a 3-2 lost to the O's in yesterday's split squad game, Greg went yard. Go Luzinski!

 

[northeastphillyguy]

By the way, in a 3-2 lost to the O's in yesterday's split squad game, Greg went yard. Go Luzinski!

What a smash! I think that ball hit a bus!

 

[Cedrique]

Sorry, I just really wanted to tell you that I came up with a theme song for Kingery. Rockin' the Jetpax! Rock the Jetpax!

man, why don't they make music videos any more?
I'm ok with Kingery, but I don't want him to take Altherr's roster spot and make all of my Falco videos useless

 

[Omar 382]

man, why don't they make music videos any more?
I'm ok with Kingery, but I don't want him to take Altherr's roster spot and make all of my Falco videos useless

You have to be pretty impressed with my '80s references lately. First, that song from Beverly Hills Cops, and then The Clash

 

[Cedrique]

You have to be pretty impressed with my '80s references lately. First, that song from Beverly Hills Cops, and then The Clash

Yeah, that was not bad. Mix in a "Heathers" reference and I might think you've been lying about your age

 

[jvett77]

What a smash! I think that ball hit a bus!

Were you at the game ?

 

[Cedrique]

Will the Phillies sign Bryce Harper in 2019?

 

[Omar 382]

andgoes the dynamite

 

[Cedrique]

andgoes the dynamite

That's a clown emoji bro..........

 

[Cedrique]

Seriously though, Trout>Harper.....wait for it............. And it isn't even close

 

[Omar 382]

Seriously though, Trout>Harper.....wait for it............. And it isn't even close

So, are we seriously signing Trout, Harper, and Machado? Why not go for the jugular and lock up Kershaw and Altuve as well ?

 

[Cedrique]

So, are we seriously signing Trout, Harper, and Machado? Why not go for the jugular and lock up Kershaw and Altuve as well ?

yes, we're going to get all of those guys, but Trout and Harper will get injured driving home from Machado's bachelor party, Kershaw will develop stiffness in his shoulder and retire and Cozens and Hoskins will each hit 50 bombs for the Blue Jays.

 

[Omar 382]

yes, we're going to get all of those guys, but Trout and Harper will get injured driving home from Machado's bachelor party, Kershaw will develop stiffness in his shoulder and retire and Cozens and Hoskins will each hit 50 bombs for the Blue Jays.

Thanks Obama