Offical Mock Draft Thread.

[cheerupcharlie]

When I was 16, I worked in an AT&T plant. There was a really big girl working there.
Our maintenance guy (average build( fell in love with her and married her.
My 16 yo self had a hard time understanding what was going on. I was puzzeled.
I talked to him about it and he said he liked bigger girls.
I'm still confused. I'm not into "skinny" chicks like Giselle but I just don't get th,
"More tush for the push"

I like thicker ladies. Not the sloppy(FUPA) fat. Thick tight round Hispanic/black woman. I’m not attracted to blondes what so ever.

 

[nefansince75]

But I will still shag a skinny 180 lb once in awhile

Where do you find 7ft tall women?

 

[cheerupcharlie]

Where do you find 7ft tall women?

5’4” and 225lbs. Perfection! I went a few dates with a girl who was the same height as me (6’2”) and I didn’t like it at all.

 

[Southieinnc]

...... I’m not attracted to blondes what so ever.

Yeah, I know. You'd get her naked and spit on her!

 

[cheerupcharlie]

Yeah, I know. You'd get her naked and spit on her!

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Meh…

 

[nefansince75]

Meh…
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You won. You had girls smart enough to really put out since even they knew "he ain't fucking me for my looks"....

 

[cheerupcharlie]

You won. You had girls smart enough to really put out since even they knew "he ain't fucking me for my looks"....

They may be a tad on the heavy side… but they ALWAYS had/have pretty faces. No ugly gals!

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Congrats to BK for selecting Baringer 6th round as well as
YT for his selection Isaiah Bolden just missing the round slightly.

Not easy guessing what BB will do.

 

[Southieinnc]

This was a lot of work! I left a lot of good players on the board.....

Southie Mock Draft 2.0

RD 1 - #14 Darnell Washington TE
RD 2 - #46 Darnell Wright OT
RD 3 - #76 Emmanuel Forbes CB
RD 4 - #107 Tyler Scott WR
RD 4 - #117 Joe Tippman C
RD 4 - #128 Curtis McClendon OT/G
RD 4 - #135 Ryley Ross CB/S/ST
RD 6 - #184 Clayton Tune QB
RD 6 - #187 Evan Hull RB
RD 6 - #192 Adam Korsak P
RD 7 - #245 Jack Podlesny K

Darnell - injury concerns - took the #1 CB
Darnell Wright went too early
Emmanual Forbes went in round 1 WTF?
Tyler Scott - dropped like a rock
Joe Tippman went too early
Curtis Mcclendon - no interest
Riley Ross - took the #1 CB in the 1st
Clayton Tune Went in the 5th
Evan Hull - went in the 5th
Adam Korsasak - we tookthe #1 punter instead
Jack Podlesney - took the #1 kicker in the 4th?

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Pick 14. Darnell Washington. TE Georgia - Pick 93 Steelers

Pick 46. Dawand Jones OT Ohio State - Pick 111 Browns

Pick 76. Jalin Hyatt WR Tennessee - Pick 73 Giants. Had this one close.

Pick 107. Kelee Ringo CB Georgia - Pick 105 Eagles. Had this one close too.

Pick 117. Ricky Stromberg C Arkansas - Pick 97 Redskins

Pick 135. Owen Pappoe LB Auburn - Pick 168 Cardinals

Pick 184. Zack Kuntz TE Old Dominion - Pick 220 Jets.

Pick 187. Byron Young Edge Tennessee - Pick 70 Raiders

Pick 192. Brodric Martin DT Western Kentucky - Pick 96 Lions

Pick 210. Michael Turk P Oklahoma - UFA Dolphins

Pick 245. Jake Moody K Michigan - Pick 99 49ers

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Who did the Patriots just sign as a TE? Mike Gesicki. A catching TE. I’m willing to bet 75% of the TE’s he’s drafted or signed or traded for are receiving TE’s. Even Gronk was considered a pass catching TE. A. Hernandez…. I’m willing to bet Belichick has Mayer and Kincaid higher on his draft board over Washington. Maybe even Muscrave too. Granted…. We will never know.

UDFA Johnny Lumpkin. Blocking TE

Patriots sign massive, under-the-radar UDFA tight end

The Patriots are making this Darnell Washington-sized tight end part of their UDFA signings.

patriotswire.usatoday.com

 

[cheerupcharlie]

UDFA Johnny Lumpkin. Blocking TE

Patriots sign massive, under-the-radar UDFA tight end

The Patriots are making this Darnell Washington-sized tight end part of their UDFA signings.

patriotswire.usatoday.com

This is a “Beggars can’t be choosers” addition. He might be the last TE in college football not to sign with a team. I think he averaged 3 more catches a year than me. Plus.. we have our STARTING PASS CATCHING TE’S. He’s a 4th string blocking te at best.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

This is a “Beggars can’t be choosers” addition. He might be the last TE in college football not to sign with a team. I think he averaged 3 more catches a year than me. Plus.. we have our STARTING PASS CATCHING TE’S. He’s a 4th string blocking te at best.

Bill could have signed another Kicker or Safety, but he didn't.

He signed a TE.

A blocking tight end.

 

[BigKen]

He signed a TE.

A blocking tight end.

And the running gave will be much improved by his presence on the right side.

Stevenson, Strong, Robinson and Harris will be a load for any defense to handle.

 

[cheerupcharlie]

Bill could have signed another Kicker or Safety, but he didn't.

He signed a TE.

A blocking tight end.

Because the top 3 are pass catchers. Of course he has to MAYBE get a blocker on the team. Certainly wasn’t going to waste a draft pick on this turd.