Number of Phillies who have batted below .200 on the roster this year

[Omar 382]

I count five.

1. Laynce Nix

2. Michael Martinez

3. Casper Wells

4. Roger Bernidina

5. John McDonald

Is this some new world record?

 

[Caligula]

Rollins is trying hard to be no. 6 on that list.

 

[Caligula]

Also, three of the five they ADDED to the roster because Rueben liked their depth...

 

[Cedrique]

what about Susdorf?

 

[WestCoastPhan]

Also, three of the five they ADDED to the roster because Rueben liked their depth...

and "versatility"

 

[Cedrique]

cody asche is about 2 abs away from it as well

 

[WestCoastPhan]

looks like frandsen will be heading to this list shortly. hard to believe this stiff hit over .300 last year.

 

[Cedrique]

Don't count "Kratzy" out yet either

 

[WestCoastPhan]

if many of the (espn) posters had their way, we would've signed bj upton and we could've added him to the list!

 

[Omar 382]

Susdorf only played like two games for us, so I don't think he should count. And at least Asche has an obvious spot on the roster, unlike these scrubs. For every horrible, career sub-.200 hitter on the Phils, we need to think of a gay nickname so that we can ridicule them whenever we refer to them. So fare we have Johnny Mac, Casper the Friendly Ghost, and of course the timeless classic Mini-Mart. We need to think of something for Laynce Nix (even though he's no longer on the team) and Roger Bernidina. I'm thinking Bernidina's name is somehow going to be a reference to Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but I'm not quite sure what it is as of right now.

 

[Omar 382]

It's sad when you trust your pitcher to hit the ball more than you do your seven and eight hole hitters.

 

[Omar 382]

It's a little long, but I was thinking that Bernidina's nickname could be: Major League player? Who framed Roger Bernidina

 

[Caligula]

what about Susdorf?

Holy crap. I never even saw him make an appearance or realize he was ever on the roster.

 

[Cedrique]

That must have been the weekend Derek Lowe was in town. You didn't miss much. He got his first major league hit and missed a routine fly ball-the end.

 

[Retroram52]

It has occurred to me that brain-dead has signed all of these stiffs with the notion that maybe one or two of them will become a significant contributor to the Phils on one or more levels. Although to date it does not appear to be the case, brain-dead is banking on the philosophy that even a blind squirrel finds a nut once and awhile! What a total blind and brain-dead dope of a GM!!!

 

[Caligula]

It has occurred to me that brain-dead has signed all of these stiffs with the notion that maybe one or two of them will become a significant contributor to the Phils on one or more levels. Although to date it does not appear to be the case, brain-dead is banking on the philosophy that even a blind squirrel finds a nut once and awhile! What a total blind and brain-dead dope of a GM!!!

Rueben Atardo went out of his way to talk about how great Wells is.

 

[Retroram52]

I can't stand to look or listen to brain-dead. Too stupid for me!