Game Thread: NFC Wild Card-Seattle Seahawks vs. Dallas Cowboys

[gohusk]

SO FUCKING OBVIOUS.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I am not a shemale

I DON'T CARE!!!

 

[molsaniceman]

You know my rule: you can be a shemale, just be an entertaining shemale

 

[DJ]

Folks, I just wanna let you all know, no matter how this game turns out, this has been one of the most fun game threads I can recall

Yes, yes it has.

 

[Golden Spur]

@Amburger

 

[DJ]

 

[podsox]

Nice drive by Seattle to start the 2Nd half. Amazing halftime adjustments

 

[broncosmitty]

Hell, just the thought of having a catheter shoved up my peehole makes me wanna whimper myself to sleep

I'll take ten broken bones before having to try and pass a stone again.



Those catheter commercials make we squirm.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

again just a guess but im saying trimalleolar

Big deal?

 

[DJ]

He's legit. So no real disadvantage there.

Would have been nice to have those 3 points there but it was a 50/50 kick.. All you want is a shot there.

Do you think Eli returns next season?

 

[Golden Spur]

I'll take ten broken bones before having to try and pass a stone again.

Just keep drinkin' mfer it'll all work out.

 

[Ojb81]

I'll take ten broken bones before having to try and pass a stone again.



Those catheter commercials make we squirm.

I pray, PRAY, that I NEVER have to pass a stone.

 

[gohusk]

Can we dial up an aggressive slant or something? Attack the middle of the field instead of having wide receivers running to the closest defender and just turning or hoping that someone pulls in a spectacular pass on the sideline? Or maybe give the highest paid player on the team more than once chance on a set of downs to move the ball?

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Well, about what was expected from me. Not much scoring, a little sloppy at times. Dak playing pretty good so far, I'll give him that. That Zeke run was a killer. Should be an entertaining 2nd half.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'll take ten broken bones before having to try and pass a stone again.



Those catheter commercials make we squirm.

Never had a kidney stone.

I credit beer

 

[Fountain City Blues]

This is what you get with Martyball, Seattle.

 

[broncosmitty]

I pray, PRAY, that I NEVER have to pass a stone.

Wouldn't wish it on anyone.


Couldn't even think, the pain was that overwhelming.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

OMG PRESS SEATTLE. ALL THEY DO IS FUCKING CURL ROUTES. Jesus H.

 

[gohusk]

Fucking Bobby Wagner.