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[Think McFly Think]

Is anyone's teeth numb right now? Mine are. I hate bigpharma medication. Makes me loopy. Had a little accident at my friends apartment complex this past Saturday. As I was walking down the stairs the fuckers fell apart and I took a tumble. Woke up Sunday morning and couldn't even bend over to tie my shoes.

My doctor put me on prednizone (spelling?). A pain in the ass steroid I've taken before. Gotta get an x-ray tomorrow and I start physical therapy next Tuesday.

But on the plus side I finally get to watch some Cleveland baseball today.

Damn, glad you’re alright man.

 

[thunderc]

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What fell apart.....the damn stairs?

may finish my law degree to get in on this one.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Have you heard the term “ambulance chasing “ lawyer?

I was going to follow up with the lawyer comment once Wamy responded.

LOL.

 

[Wamu]

What fell apart.....the damn stairs?

Yep. As I was walking down them. Wasn't expecting that to happen.

 

[Wamu]

Have you heard the term “ambulance chasing “ lawyer?

Heard of the term. Couldn't tell you what it is without looking it up. But no ambulance was involved.

 

[Wamu]

Damn, glad you’re alright man.

Thanks. Just glad it wasn't anything worse.

When the stairs gave out I went into like a roll and literally rolled down the steps. With a bad back it wasn't fun. I looked like sonic the hedgehog for a moment.

 

[Think McFly Think]

Wasn't expecting that to happen.

Lol, as you shouldn’t, whenever I approach stairs I’m under the assumption that they will maintain their form.

 

[thunderc]

Heard of the term. Couldn't tell you what it is without looking it up. But no ambulance was involved.

Did you watch Breaking Bad? You need a “slippin
Jimmy” lawyer. You actually fell though so you can get a real lawyer. Someone is sweating bullets guaranteed.

 

[Think McFly Think]

Thanks. Just glad it wasn't anything worse.

When the stairs gave out I went into like a roll and literally rolled down the steps. With a bad back it wasn't fun. I looked like sonic the hedgehog for a moment.

Yeah that’s scary, did your friend say anything about the stairs at all? Or were they even with you when it happened?

 

[Wamu]

Lol, as you shouldn’t, whenever I approach stairs I’m under the assumption that they will maintain their form.

I popped right up and told my friends I'm never going in their apartment again until they move on the bottom floor.

 

[Wamu]

Did you watch Breaking Bad? You need a “slippin
Jimmy” lawyer. You actually fell though so you can get a real lawyer. Someone is sweating bullets guaranteed.

Sadly I didn't watch Breaking Bad. Heard it was a great show. I was watching Sons of Anarchy at the time.

 

[thunderc]

Sadly I didn't watch Breaking Bad. Heard it was a great show. I was watching Sons of Anarchy at the time.

Well you need a lawyer that will go to great lengths to get you paid. Just watch tv lol.

 

[Wamu]

Yeah that’s scary, did your friend say anything about the stairs at all? Or were they even with you when it happened?

No they had no idea there were any problems. What's scary is a friend of mine is pregnant and was ready to leave but I went in front of her because sometimes pregnant women don't move fast. It could have been her instead of me. And that would have been terrible.

 

[Wamu]

Well you need a lawyer that will go to great lengths to get you paid. Just watch tv lol.

Yeah stuff like that ain't supposed to happen at an apartment complex.

 

[Think McFly Think]

Well you need a lawyer that will go to great lengths to get you paid. Just watch tv lol.

Yeah ambulance chasers are almost exclusively personal injury lawyers that basically search for open and shut cases for an easy buck; some have a better morality gauge than others

 

[DJ Fieri]

Yep. As I was walking down them. Wasn't expecting that to happen.

Yeah, I usually do not expect the stairs to fall down when I walk down them either.

 

[DJ Fieri]

*Watches all the legal advice fly and gets some popcorn*

 

[DJ Fieri]

You got some weed, @Wamu or going with pain medication?

 

[DJ Fieri]

The best medicine is laughter, I am just kidding.....

@Wamu

 

[DJ Fieri]

My Colonscopy was no damn picnic.