Wamu
whats-a-matta-u?
@Wamu...
Ok, you've had a day to consider your atrocities against the city of Cleveland. Are you ready my brother to repent? Cleanse your soul and become a true Clevelandite(or whatever they call themselves)...
Step into the waters and renounce the sins within you for being a Celtics fan. Step into the light, my brother. Let the cleansing begin ...
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Hell yeah I'm ready to repent. But to get my mind working right first I gotta slam my head in my car door.
Okay now that I'm dizzy and probably have a concussion I shouldn't be able to think straight. Disclaimer- this is gonna get really stupid so get ready to get ready.
1. Deshaun Watson will be a bigger sports icon in Cleveland than LeBron once he leads the Browns to a S.B. win next season.
2. The only reason the Cleveland Baseball Team didn't beat the Yankees is they cheated. I'll explain that later.
3. The only reason the Cavs won't win it all this season is the league won't let them.
4. The backcourt of Garland & Mitchell will be better than Isiah Thomas & Joe Dumars.
YES!!!!!!