Mike Modano loses his beard

[forty_three]

Hockey's Mike Modano, actress Willa Ford divorcing - Yahoo! Sports

 

[Eddie_Shack]

"Mike Modano-Cooper" has a nice ring to it. I wonder if he's been doodling it in his notebook.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

new younger beard ... she wasnt alive when he was drafted by the other team

Mike Modano marries 24-year-old professional golfer | For The Win

 

[forty_three]

new younger beard ... she wasnt alive when he was drafted by the other team

Mike Modano marries 24-year-old professional golfer | For The Win

A pro golfer?

What's the male equivalent of "beard"?

 

[dash]

Here's your chance quoi...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

A pro golfer?

What's the male equivalent of "beard"?

good point ... he's her beard(ed clam??)

 

[forty_three]

good point ... he's her beard(ed clam??)

Soooooo... Merkin?

 

[elocomotive]

new younger beard ... she wasnt alive when he was drafted by the other team

Mike Modano marries 24-year-old professional golfer | For The Win

Phew, close call. When you guys said female golfer, I only assumed he was marrying a Korean chick that looked like a dude.

So let's see...
-Two decade age gap
-Still only a year removed from his divorce
-Both celebrities

This has all the makings of a happy, long-term relationship.

 

[forty_three]

Phew, close call. When you guys said female golfer, I only assumed he was marrying a Korean chick that looked like a dude.

So let's see...
-Two decade age gap
-Still only a year removed from his divorce
-Both celebrities

This has all the makings of a happy, long-term contract designed to help both of them avoid those questions.

FTFY

 

[elocomotive]

Soooooo... Merkin?

"Aw shit, did somebody call for MIL..LAAAAAYYYYY!?! (lah lah lah lah lah) Let's get our twe... oh.. oh, your said merkin. Sorry, I heard you wrong."

 

[KillerVee]

I wonder why they feel the need to get married? What's the rush?

 

[DevilishWon]

Joe Micholetti's daughter...I fuckin hate that douche (the dad not the daughter).