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[Barilko]

Wow Wow Wow. Grimm step aside there is a Bandit writing fairy tales now!!!!

 

[leftypower]

Great stuff Bandit as always. ...... thanks for not mentioning that I had a winning lineup until listening to some naysayers. ....

 

[Yellow Fuzzies]

Nice work Bandit.
And that was Flacco with an F as in f'n Flacco who Rammed it...down my throat.

 

[TREFF]

Awesome stuff Bandit.. but went do I gotta be the evil wizard? ?

Lol.. oh well, I've always had a soft spot for Dart Vadar, Freddy, Jason, Gargamel, Wile E. Coyote...

 

[Bandit]

Awesome stuff Bandit.. but went do I gotta be the evil wizard? ?

Lol.. oh well, I've always had a soft spot for Dart Vadar, Freddy, Jason, Gargamel, Wile E. Coyote...

You were only the evil wizard because you were playing me.

 

[TREFF]

Treff still owns the worst A-League record, at 4-10 that year.

. Man that season was rough. Way to many chances taken during the Draft, far too many reaches, and I waited entirely too long to fix it. Should have dealt Chris Johnson to Foot week 1.

Monkey's already lost 6 this year - making a run at Treff's record.

I'll never root against anyone, but I sure wouldn't be heartbroken if anyone takes that record

 

[TKOSpikes]

Bandit.....



Tremendous!

...man, I can't even complain about my points against with Joe at the top.

Here we go trying to get out of a hole, a la Patriots, I'm turning to the double TE system. Go Niners I guess.

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Holy shit that was funny Bandit! Good job!

 

[Sam Sportboy]

. Man that season was rough. Way to many chances taken during the Draft, far too many reaches, and I waited entirely too long to fix it. Should have dealt Chris Johnson to Foot week 1.

I remember Ridley and Bradford from that team..............

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Even the Olsen twins were overweight in this world...........you had to be laughing your ass of as you typed that. You and your old man should get together and do Golden Mountain part 2 together

 

[Chef99]

Wow...excellent, Bandit. And you seem to be topping yourself every time.

 

[Sam Sportboy]

My picks

Sam over TREFF-Because all of those Q's next to my players stand for Quality
Joe over Bandit-This will be a high scoring game and Joe pulls it off on Monday Night
Lefty over Tlance-Close game, but I can't predict a tie like Joestradamus
Fuzzy over TKO-Luck and Bradshaw score big in a shootout. Like Adams this week though.
Ram over B-Like Ram's matchups
Willduffski over Monkey-Willduffski goes yard in the bottom of the 9th for the 4-3 victory

 

[tlance]

Treff over Sam- upset special! No reason, I just like Treff's RB matchups this week and think his guys have a chance to keep pace with sam's dynamic duo.
Joe over Bandit- bandit's squad is a little banged up, so Joe will take this one
Tlance over Lefty- this one may come down to Beckham vs. Randle
Fuzzy over TKO- man, Fuzzy's team will be awesome with Megatron and Gordon
Ram over Barilko- Barilko can't catch a break. Great pick up with Brady, bad luck that he threw 2 TD passes to Vereen
Wilduff over Monkey- assuming he gets his lineup fixed, monkey will have a hard time with Graham and Green on the pine.

 

[TKOSpikes]

Just realized that I haven't cracked 100 yet. I feel pathetic, disgusted, annoyed, lost, confused, troubled, sad and mad.

 

[leftypower]

Gee, not much, but positive pts for my DST - - - and 17 from Ivory sitting on my bench. ....

 

[Bandit]

Week 4 picks

Sam over Treff - I just like Murray and Foster too much.
Bandit over Joe - I'm going to guess right on my lineup and Joe's going to leave his kicker in that's on a bye.
Tlance over Lefty- Tlance's wide receivers defeat Lefty's running backs.
TKO over Fuzzy - I like Russell Wilson to have a huge bounce back game this week.
Ram over Barilko- Gutsy call to stick with Flacco over Brees this week.
Wilduff over Monkey- There are plenty of good quarterbacks on waivers and Monkey is just decimated by injuries.

 

[Scapegoat]

Alright guys, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it:

WEEK 6 KEEPERS RECAP IN FAIRYTALE STYLE​

A Tale of Two Seasons

Once upon a time there was a matchup that seemed overwhelming on paper. How could David possibly slay Goliath with just a slingshot and a rock. Well, we all know how that turned out in the end. In the A league last week we had our own version of David v. Goliath, only Monkey's slingshot malfunctioned and Sam trampled him to death. Sam scored the most points in a single week for the season with 143 and Monkey put up the lowest score in both leagues with a 47. The 96 point margin of victory is by far the biggest this year. Sam you're just a bully crushing the little guy like that, you should be ashamed of yourself. Sam moved to 5-1 and Monkey fell to 0-6. Sam also took over the power rankings lead of the A league and now has the best record in the league alone.

Kiss Your Sister Much

Once upon a time there was a great man who did wonderful things for everyone around him. He stole the hearts of everyone he met because he was so great and everyone referred to him as a Bandit because of that. There was also an evil man so overcome by the darkness inside that he would stop at nothing to defeat all that is good in the world, even if it meant waving his magic wand to get a pick 6 from the 49ers defense with 50 seconds left in a game. But just when it looked like evil would triumph, the good garbage time fairy stepped in and made Austin Davis throw for some yards that meant nothing except taking two points away from the evil Treff and leaving him tied with the kind Bandit moving Bandit to 4-1-1 and Treff to 3-2-1. On a side note, Joe must have made a deal with the devil to predict this tie. Way to go Joe.

What a difference 4 weeks makes

Once upon a time there was a defending champion so down on his luck that after starting the season 0-2 he was destined to be banished the doldrums of the B league with his head hung in shame. Then something happened to him, one day before week 3 he was walking along the forest and was stopped by a troll who told him to pick his head up because he was the defending champion and he needed to start acting like it. Four weeks later, Tlance moved to 4-2 at the expense of TKO of trade winning 91-78 even though he needs to go back to that troll and ask him if he can play quarterback for him. TKO falls to 1-5.

Can't catch a break

Once upon a time there was a two headed monster that reaped fear across all of the land. One head had a mop top haircut and a guitar in his hand, the other said "Doh" and held a beer in it's hand. This two headed monster had been trying for weeks to scare his friend the sloth, but no matter how much he improved his scaring, the sloth just slept right through every scare. Finally on Sunday the two headed monster mustered up it's greatest scare of the season with 114 points, but alas the sloth still withstood this greatest effort and slept right through with 126 points of his own leaving the monster most disappointed. The sloth sleeps his way to 4-2 and the two headed monster falls to 1-5.

Another Barn Burner

Once upon a time there was a man who hailed from a place in the far north where they watch people skate around with sticks and beat each other up for sport. He traveled a long way to match up with a man that all the sudden can do nothing right. We will call him Alexander Lefty who has had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad couple of weeks. The man from up north tried his hardest to change Alexander Lefty's luck by starting a lineup that could only muster 66 points. He might as well have started Tomas Plekanec at kicker since he had as many points as Josh Brown did. But no matter what the man from the north did, Alexander Lefty could only muster 59 points and his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad defense put up negative points again. Alexander Lefty falls to 4-2 and the man from the north rises to 2-4.

Got to Love Those Bye Week Quarterbacks

Once upon a time there was a Ram and this Ram was very tough. He didn't let anybody push him around, especially anything that is yellow and fuzzy. One day Ram and yellow fuzzy were frollicking through a meadow and a vision came upon them. The vision wore a Ravens uniform and told Ram that he knew Ram needed a quarterback and he was going to throw for 4 touchdowns in the first quarter of his game this week. The yellow fuzzy told Ram that they were crazy and there was no way that quarterback would ever throw 4 touchdowns in a game much less a quarter. Now Ram wasn't stupid and he knew that this vision was crazy because nobody had ever thrown for 4 touchdowns in the first quarter, so he went to sleep that night ignoring the vision. However, when he woke up in the morning he was greeted by a baby kangeroo wearing a flak jacket. He took this as a sign and put Joey Flacco on his roster and the vision he saw came true. Ram swatted the yellow fuzzy 115-92 proving him wrong and improving his record to 4-2 and dropping Fuzzy to 3-3.

Notes from the A league

The divisions are tight with Joe holding a one game lead over Treff in the Athos, Sam holding a half game lead over Bandit in the Porthos, and Lefty tied with Ram in the Aramis divisions.

Joe has the points and breakdown lead, but Sam has the best record.

Joe (97-40-1) has an 11.5 game breakdown lead in the MBBRL wide breakdown ahead of Chef (86-52).

Everybody remember in pre-season when Joe was worried about relegation? Seems like a very long time ago.

A+

 

[averagejoe]

Alright guys, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it:

Enjoyed immensely.

Some of my favorites:

• Monkey's slingshot malfunctioned and Sam trampled him to death.
• leaving the monster most disappointed. (reminded me of "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure")
• He might as well have started Tomas Plekanec at kicker since he had as many point. (literally laughed out loud on this one. nice NHL reference.)
• greeted by a baby kangaroo wearing a flak jacket.
• His food was so delicious that even the Olsen twins were overweight in his world.
• Once upon a time there was a man that was very boastful. (I actually thought this was about Foot. Sorry Nick.)

Joe, Sam, and Chef are the only teams at 600 points which means they are the only teams averaging 100 points a week.

Would also like to point out that Joe, Monkey, Fuzz and TKO are also averaging over 100 points a week AGAINST. Monkey leads the way with an astounding 653 PA, which is 108.3 per game.

Sam should be 5-1 since opposing teams only rack up a league-low 440 points, which is a mere 73.3 points per game. Slackers.

 

[Sam Sportboy]

It's my defense Joe................

 

[tlance]

It's my defense Joe................

Worked against me. What did I get? Like 60?