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Lions Pride Fantasy Football 2014 Thread

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Damn Smitty! I have seen asswhoopings before, but them Midgets was kicking some keepers ass.
 

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Youch!

My bench, with 3 zeros, outscored my roster by 12. Not often you see that many 1's. :L
 

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wishing gnp was here. I'd like to brag about his historic beatdown.
 

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Hey all the playoff race wasn't quite as tight as in some years but it has been a good year for everyone and we now have our 6. Good luck to all and to bishop who earned my spot with his 80 point abundance over me; you better outplay me man cause i am going to bring it here in the toilet bowl bracket. ;)

in the meantime good luck to everyone in the playoffs and while we wait for the games, I present..
power rankings as determined by ESPN for the playoffs

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Apparently I was ranked #2 last week. HMMM that ranking system has no clue how much Luck actually carries me? Not a chance the horseshoe planted in this teams ass goes anywhere.

Unless I can keep playing them zookeepers.
 

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I think Romo has just about equaled last weeks point total, for the ENTIRE team!

Also just noticed Bishop is the Falcons/Saints of the LPFF.
 

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I need some forte's, as in Forte from the rest on my team.

Hey it is December and apologist season. I will begin with Brandon Marshall got hurt. This is why I will lose. Who knew?

He will have a winning record after whooping some ass the playoffs.
 

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Holy shit!! I feel like the Falcons/Saints right now. 4-9 and in the playoffs. Sorry WIN, I kicked your ass head up and took your spot. I LOVE IT!!!!
 

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I think Romo has just about equaled last weeks point total, for the ENTIRE team!

Also just noticed Bishop is the Falcons/Saints of the LPFF.

Shit Smitty!! You beat me to it
 

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Actually think Micro Johnny Wishbone is supposed to play the #6 seed Morenci Griffins?

Just a haunch the bracket got messed up when he set it up.
 

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No the bracket is fine i had the 6th best record and ESPN had me in the playoffs playing wishbone but I have always given the 6th spot to whoever has the most points after the top 5 records/division winners.

it is exactly for this situation where a guy has a bunch of loses even though he scores 85 or 100 points which happened to bishop and would have given him enough wins to get in.
it happened a few times to me too but with terrence williams deciding to fuck me and not even get targeted on a night when dallas drops 41 i guess it is just kinda destiny that i flame out this year.
 

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No the bracket is fine i had the 6th best record and ESPN had me in the playoffs playing wishbone but I have always given the 6th spot to whoever has the most points after the top 5 records/division winners.

it is exactly for this situation where a guy has a bunch of loses even though he scores 85 or 100 points which happened to bishop and would have given him enough wins to get in.
it happened a few times to me too but with terrence williams deciding to fuck me and not even get targeted on a night when dallas drops 41 i guess it is just kinda destiny that i flame out this year.

Only second year with you guys in this league. Duly noted going forward.
 

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yeah no problem there isn't really a place to just have that type of note in the league rules on ESPN it is why i was trying to put the heads up a few weeks ago talking about the playoff seeding in the power ranking notes. glad i could clear up the confusion
 

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Maybe I need to start drinking again. Anyone got a Forte to ease my asswhooping?
 

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Who will be the paper champion walking around with my belt?
 

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Well who knew there were fireworks in December? just about everyone stepped up and showed how they earned their playoff spot with some huge point totals. During the playoffs every matchup is huge but there are some intriguing possibilities can Drink a Forte keep trucking with poor play from Kaepernick? Will drafting the Philly QB become a requisite if Kretons win an make it 2 straight years the philly QB wins? Can Bishop complete the comeback being hot at the right time?

Either way it is a great playoff so far and I feel less horrible about missing the playoffs after seeing my team (even with the 5 points i could have picked up form pierre thomas) lose all across the board.

in the meantime power rankings for the upcoming matchups ENJOY :D

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LCW i am pretty sure i am done on this site. Going to find another group of guys who are capable of talking Lions football. I'd like to come back next year and defend my title (pretty sure I am going to win this). I am registered on ESPN with my email if you are able to resend the invite that way.
 
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