KDS Commentary Presents: The most important loss in the history of losses

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

We're starting D-leaguers for fuck's sake...D-LEAGUERS! Why are we winning??

 

[froman77]

Are we really going to start commentating on another game...in another sport? That might be a first

its the only thing i can actually watch on tv. and i want the sens to lose pretty much as bad

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

None of my streams work. This must be a conspiracy. The game isn't even on. Stern is just making up scores to rig it so that the Nets gets better draft odds

 

[froman77]

We're starting D-leaguers for fuck's sake...D-LEAGUERS! Why are we winning??

thats the art of tanking. see the nets r naturally bad, the guys they already had are shit.

for us, we get d-leaguers playing for their careers and trying to make an impression for next season. we cant even tank properly.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

HA! Even acne-man ain't playing this game. Why are we winning???

 

[froman77]

None of my streams work. This must be a conspiracy. The game isn't even on. Stern is just making up scores to rig it so that the Nets gets better draft odds

doesnt matter what their odds are, theyll win anyways. that or new orleans. why wouldnt they make the actually lottery draw a public event? it must be rigged.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

thats the art of tanking. see the nets r naturally bad, the guys they already had are shit.

for us, we get d-leaguers playing for their careers and trying to make an impression for next season. we cant even tank properly.

Cheeseburger has 8 points and is 4-5...I can't believe I'm going to say this, but someone hack his knees!

 

[froman77]

Cheeseburger has 8 points and is 4-5...I can't believe I'm going to say this, but someone hack his knees!

if we get anthony davis i say ed just puts a picture of a cheeseburger on the back of his jersey, and unibrow claims the spot as top davis

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Okay, Cavs are playing the Bulls tonight. I'm assuming the Bulls are going to put their bench out there

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Hornets are playing the Rockets...like a loss for them, so they still have better odds

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

The Kings are playing the Lakers...I'm also going to assume it will bee the bench. That's also a maybe.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

But it won't mean dick if we win. C'mon Colangelo! Put those laxatives in their gatorades!

 

[froman77]

it looks like we're only playing 7 guys tonight.

wouldnt ed davis be pissed having to play with all this crap? shouldnt we be pissed that he hasnt played well enough to get away from this crap?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

if we get anthony davis i say ed just puts a picture of a cheeseburger on the back of his jersey, and unibrow claims the spot as top davis

Hahaha, and there'll be no name nor number on the back of Ed's jersey, just a big ass burger.

 

[froman77]

we're playing 7 guys, and 2 of them are jamal magloire and solomon alabi. WHY ARE WE WINNING

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Oh, I hate this team so much right now

 

[froman77]

oh wow don cherry is still alive

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Get the D-Leaguers out. They're too good. We need to sub in some high schoolers

 

[froman77]

froman's solution to tanking:

Here's how teams get lottery balls. As soon as a team is mathematically eliminated from the playoffs, for every win they get after that, they get a lottery ball.

bad teams still have an advantage, but at least this way teams would have to win to get a better chance at winning. this tanking is bull shit

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Hahaha, I have push on my phone and ESPN just notified me that the game is about to start. LIES