Kam Chancellor can

[Logicallylethal]

1) ...beat you in connect four in three moves

2) Kam and Superman once fought on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants

3) Kam Chancellor once uppercut a horse. Its descendants are now known as the giraffe

4) Kam doesn't call the wrong number. You have the wrong phone


Went on a long rant of Kam Chancellor Chuck Norris jokes last night with Seahawk fans. Let's continue it on this board.

 

[droider]

All I can say is thank heavens we have him signed for 3 more years.. and at a crazy price.

That said, seeing how much Sherman and Thomas got, I think we'll have to tear up that deal pretty soon and bump his salary at least another $2-$3M/per.

 

[STBR 27]

Kam Chancellor doesn't flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it!

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Kam Chancellor pajamas.

 

[gowazzu02]

The dark side of the Boom

 

[Screamin12th]

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia,
fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia,
and fear of Kam Chancellor is just plain logic.

that's my fav one.

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Kam Chancellor. When Kam Chancellor gets mad, run.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Very funny thread.

 

[Melman]

Kam Chancellor doesn't flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it!

Nice...

 

[Doublejive]

 

[Tech_God]

I'm sure someone smarter (or just has the free time) than me can do a name swap...

 

[Tapey]

http://http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2015/1/11/7526995/kam-chancellor-seahawks-bad-man-smash-destroy-panthers
I'll just leave this here.

 

[Logicallylethal]

Kam brings the boom

 

[JMR]

Kam Chancellor once visited the Virgin Islands.


Now they're just called the Islands.

 

[TxHeat]

Dude was impressive jumping over the line on a FG twice in a row.

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

I'm so glad Kam bam is on our team. Our TE's and WR's would be shitting their pants knowing he's lurking in the secondary if he played for another team. Kam's a beast!