I've got a better idea. Go ahead and start the win/loss prediction thread and put me down for 3-13. Nothing Mayhew does from here to week one is going to get my hopes up again. The fucker doesn't have a clue.
Careful, Micro and Mebert are out force conforming their Communism tonight. Don't let them see you not loving what the Lions are doing.
Put me down for 4-12.