Is Pablo Sandoval the Fattest MLB Player Ever?

[Cyder]

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He's certainly a monster

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Is that a nerf ball, with the whistle in it?

LOL

I didnt notice that

But thats Jared Lorenz, Ex-Kentucky and NFL QB

 

[Pattersonca65]

Will he post up at Dick's Last Resort after games and down platters of wings and swill pitchers of Rip Current?

Pablo can be found at any all you can eat buffet.

 

[HammerDown]

 

[calsnowskier]

 

[The Derski]

Belt unbuckling mid-swing. Now that's classic.

 

[Chewbaccer]

If you're gonna post Mo Vaughn pics, at least post the ones from the end of his career with the Mets.

I remember one game against the Braves where he decided he was going to crowd the plate, and a pitch that was a strike according to whatever pitch tracker they were using hit him in the gut.

 

[Duffman]

Triple Whammy

 

[Liberal Icon]

Wow, who would have thought that he would completely let himself go once he got his big contract. Other than every team not based in Boston

And to think that I was literally besides myself when he left the Giants. He thinks he is the second coming of the "Bambino."

 

[dredinis21]

And to think that I was literally besides myself when he left the Giants. He thinks he is the second coming of the "Bambino."

I want him traded to a NY team so we can finally see a ballplayer challenge Joey Chestnut to a fucking hot dog eating competition on July 4th, then bussed to the Bronx of Citi Field for a game directly afterwords.

 

[calsnowskier]

Do you think he has realized yet that he was not a victim in SF, and that he actually had it great there?



Nah. Me neither. I am not sure he has much self awareness.

 

[Cedrique]

And to think that I was literally besides myself when he left the Giants. He thinks he is the second coming of the "Bambino."

Do you have a replicating machine or something?

 

[calsnowskier]

Do you have a replicating machine or something?

"Literally" literally does not mean "literally" anymore.

 

[Cedrique]

"Literally" literally does not mean "literally" anymore.

Sorry, I'm literally living in the past. (I have a time machine)

 

[msgkings322]

Figuratively, the misuse of 'literally' is literally making me sick.

 

[HammerDown]

He's truly disgusting. He should be groveling at their feet for the $Millions they're paying him for NOTHING. Fat piece of shit.

 

[Indrid Cold]

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Looks like Norm from Cheers...

 

[Indrid Cold]

This guy was quite a load...Calvin Pickering, started out with the O's.

Saw him at Fenway and he beat out a little dribbler in front of the plate somehow. Then, he tried to slide into 2nd to break up a DP and hurt himself while stopping about a foot short of the bag. I was laughing my head off until I realized the guy was truly injured...

It's pretty easy to find fat pitchers, tougher with position players (especially pre-DH).

 

[HammerDown]

 

[Carnzo]

They may be able to dump him but the $$$$ will sting a little