Is it okay to key a car that took up multiple front spots?

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

No keys. Just a valve stem puller. Give them 4 flats. No permanent damage. You can even put the stems back in if you like. And if you get caught, "I am just pranking my buddy. Last week he super-glued my wipers to my windsheild."...

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

I park far far away from everyone else. I have to walk a mile across every parking lot. My wife hates this. Bad enough I'm washing and detailing my car almost every weekend. You see that commercial with that big baby? that's me...

 

[Taz_Hokie]

No matter how bad someone has done you wrong, you never fuck with another man's car.

I agree with this.

 

[rjshull]

Never screw with another man's car! But if you feel that vengeance is the right path then do it right, get some paint stripper, a paint brush and write something into the paint, when the operator comes back out to the car they will see the writing and get pissed. Old ass brake fluid from like 20-30 years ago use to do the same, but not so much now.

I have also heard that you can melt butter and metal shavings and poor it on the wiper blades which will scratch the hell out of the window.

 

[steveringo]

 

[JohnRandle]

^^^^ That's awesome...

 

[NativeWebfoot]

You might try ArmorAlling their fenders so when someone does key it, it can't be just touched up. They'll have to have a body shop completely strip the fender(s) down to the metal, treat to remove the ArmorAll, then primer and paint. It will be expensive. ArmorAll won't change the color of their paint but it goes right down through, and no primer or paint will stick over it. Try getting a piece of metal and paint it. Then ArmorAll it and try painting it again and you'll see the new paint flash away instead of sticking. I also like the idea of removing the valve stems. No real damage, but inconvenient.

 

[Nascar Addict]

Yes. IF ...they are parking sideways in the spot. That has always chapped my ass.

 

[Nascar Addict]

I agree with the valve stem puller idea.

 

[rjshull]

The only thing that could be better is if the SUV to the right would move in close so he could not open the passanger door. In this case it would be worth the hassel of climbing over the seat to leave the vehicle.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

two words...."muriatic acid"...easier to apply and does far more damage quicker. No noise involved either.

NEVER done it, but paybacks can be a bitch.

 

[rjshull]

two words...."muriatic acid"...easier to apply and does far more damage quicker. No noise involved either.

NEVER done it, but paybacks can be a bitch.

Man, now that is rough, that could destroy the structural integrity of the car, it is hydrochloric acid after all.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

^ Yeah your right and dangerous also. Working on a lot of autos in my day, ANY brake fluid will eat a paint job up as well.

 

[HammerDown]

Never screw with another man's car!

That is the stupidest unwritten rule ever.

 

[StoningtonQB]

I did it ONE time... I was backing my truck into a park and some punk Puerto Rican kid with his girlfriend wheeled in to take it from me. I drove off to another park and waited 5 minutes for him to leave. Drove back casually 30 minutes later at night to see him crying to security about it. LOL!

 

[rjshull]

That is the stupidest unwritten rule ever.

How is it the stupidest rule ever? Do you want someone fucking with the paint job on your car? And yes it is written down, it is destruction of personal property, last time I checked that was illegal everywhere and you could wind up in jail.

There are better ways to get even with someone instead of keying a car. If you really want to fuck with it then poor some acid or paint thinner on the car. Old brake fluid works wonders also, the newer stuff is not as strong and will not eat through the paint as quick. After poring the Acid on you can wait until the owner cleans the car and the spray it with silicone, the body shop will have a hell of a time fixing it.

In the end, the thing that I love the most is doing what the person in the Rav-4(?) did to the Camaro, I would wait until that prick came out of the store before I went in so he had to wait.

 

[Center Ice]

A simple first time warning is appropriate.

http://SportsHoopla.com/7y6musa

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

havent keyed any cars, but for that very reason i did piss all over someone's door handle....no damage to the car, and i get the satisfaction of knowing that until they wash their car again, they are touching my piss multiple times per day

I like that one!

Except, they got these lousy public urination laws...damn this overly-litigious society.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I'll tell you one thing; it's super stimulating and exhilirating! Quite a rush and also surprisingly satisfying. It's like you're letting go of all the bitterness and resentment you've ever had as you dig that key in down to bare metal.

I can't lie I gave and would again

 

[Chewbaccer]

I wouldn't key it, but if possible, I'm backing my truck as close as I possibly can to the driver's side door and leaving a note that says something like "If you fuck like you park, you'll never get it in"