Is it okay to key a car that took up multiple front spots?

[HammerDown]

I have no problem with people parking out at the edge of a parking lot and taking up multiple spots. Or huge trucks that can't fit in one spot going a ways out and taking an extra spot or two. But what about when you see a fancy little car that went to the first row and psrk diagonally across two spots because they're special? It's night, there's no security cameras and you're alone. Is it okay to key them?

 

[ckhokie]

No matter how bad someone has done you wrong, you never fuck with another man's car.

 

[JohnRandle]

Naw, but a friendly note letting him know that it's probably going to happen might scare him enough.

 

[HammerDown]

Will be interesting to see the opinions on this.

I've done it before.

 

[MISKO]

if possible I always park my p.o.s truck as close to the drivers door of the offending persons car as I can get ..btw I dont care about the truck much. whats another dent

 

[powerchord86]

Naw, but a friendly note letting him know that it's probably going to happen might scare him enough.

 

[beardown07]

No matter how bad someone has done you wrong, you never fuck with another man's car.

^^^this

 

[Upstater]

It is ok to think about doing it but it isn't ok to do it.

Just like the whole "Is it road rage when you want to pull a driver out of the car, grab him by the throat, and punch the living shit out of them? Or is it only road rage if you do it?"

 

[JohnRandle]

That's the one PC..

 

[HammerDown]

Was at a huge shopping mall circling for a parking spot behind a movie theater and saw a family come out and they got into two cars next to each other in the first row of parking. Myself and a few other cars headed that way and started converging on it. First to get there was a pickup truck, jacked up sitting on huge, expensive after-market wheels with all the typical Monster Energy stickers and Metal Mulisha of the barely-18 millionaire motocross pricks in my hometown of Temecula, Calif. Two pencil-neck pricks with flat-brim caps turned diagonally on their head get out with their skinny jeans with crotch at knees and start waddling off with a cocky grin on their face as an older woman in a Buick says something to them about taking two spots.

I handled it.

 

[MISKO]

that truck will probably never see the dirt.. what a shame

 

[fordman84]

I'll key their car in my mind, but wouldn't ever in real life. In my mind I'm removing every inch of paint.

In your monster truck scenario, that would be tough to handle. In other cases, maybe the person was late for work or something was going on...so I TRY to give them the benefit of the doubt. I will still shoot mind bullets at their tires or wish bad things on them.

 

[Ballboy534]

Absolutely, done it before and will do it again. Unless you park at the far end of the lot, there's no excuse for taking up more than one spot. You care that much? Leave your baby at home or walk the extra 100 yards and take up as many spots as you want. Just don't leave the middle-aged moms with kids and seniors to do the walking.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

lol. Keying is sometimes not enough. I have a pad of fake parking tix in my office. You wouldn't believe how some of these tourist fucks park.

 

[757Hokie83]

havent keyed any cars, but for that very reason i did piss all over someone's door handle....no damage to the car, and i get the satisfaction of knowing that until they wash their car again, they are touching my piss multiple times per day

 

[fordman84]

havent keyed any cars, but for that very reason i did piss all over someone's door handle....no damage to the car, and i get the satisfaction of knowing that until they wash their car again, they are touching my piss multiple times per day

should pack some poo under the handle

We used to do that with grease at the hardware store i worked at...for prank purposes.

 

[Psych-Ward]

I wouldn't key their shit, but having an old farm truck there is usually some left over horseshit in the back from fertilizing the crops, so I would get as much of it as I could and put under the drivers door, so the asshole had no choice but step in it and track it in his precious vehicle!!! Did this a time or two, and sat in the lot just to see the show!!! Makes it so much more satisfying!!!!

 

[antone112]

The reason someone double parks is because they are self absorbed assholes who believe that their vehicle is more important than everyone elses. A note is not going to change that.

 

[sooner78wakeboard]

 

[HammerDown]

I'm really surprised that almost all you guys would never key someone.

Can someone find that YouTube video somewhere in Europe where the kids pack dog poop under the door handle of the expensive car for no reason and the guy finds them and starts pummeling them? Anyone seen that? I can't find it again but it's great.