Is it humanly possible for Ben Revere to take a walk

[Omar 382]

.269 BA
.269 OBP

 

[Cedrique]

If you were a pitcher wouldn't you want to avoid walking him at all costs? When a guy only hits singles, a walk really is about as good as a hit.

 

[Omar 382]

6 games without a walk isn't acceptable. There have been opportunities for him.

 

[Cedrique]

He also needs an adderall exemption. He seems to have a little trouble focusing in the outfield

 

[Omar 382]

Well I already knew he wasn't the best at catching fly balls but I'm surprised his laser arm didn't nab Scheirholtz at third base.

 

[Cedrique]

Fuck it. Cut Revere. Move Byrd to center, Brown to Right, Asche to left, Ruiz to 3rd and bring in Cameron Rupp. The guy is killing it at Lehigh Valley

 

[Omar 382]

Why the fuck didn't Rollins touch second base? Did he really think he could throw freaking Emilio Bonifacio out

 

[Cedrique]

Stop hijacking threads. Let the Revere topic resolve itself based on it's own momentum

 

[Omar 382]

A really ugly girl just asked me to prom. What to do, what to do...

 

[Cedrique]

Are you friends with the ugly girl? If so, i think you are supposed to say you can't go then ask some popular cheerleader to the prom (you may have to pay her but that is ok, it always works out in the end) . Then halfway through the prom you realize the cheerleader is kind of a **** and leave the prom all pissed off, only to find the ugly chick has taken off her glasses and let her hair down and she's really pretty hot and she's waiting for you in your driveway.

 

[Cedrique]

sorry, John Hughes just hijacked my account

 

[Omar 382]

Eh, I just smacked that bitch in the face and went back to focusing my attention the other 15+ hot girls I'm seeing. You can trust me. I'm some random guy from the internet.

 

[Omar 382]

This thread has spun a total 360 because we now know it is possible from Revere to take a walk.

 

[Cedrique]

Yes, there is a lot of unnecessary filler in this one. If I had any patience at all it would be just your original post, then a second post by me right after the walk saying "Umadbro?"