I'm a lying sack of shit.

[WestEndVol]

Hell, there's 4 or 5 alts from the OP in this thread already.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Time for me to come clean as well:

My name isn't willie or willie or juan.

 

[TheDayMan]

Time for me to come clean as well:

My name isn't willie or willie or juan.

Monster!

 

[WestEndVol]

Time for me to come clean as well:

My name isn't willie or willie or juan.

Well that's disappointing.

 

[mcnabb7542]

To be honest with you, I actually tried to make alts here too, but it said that an admin had to approve the account and I'd receive an email. They must've known it was me and blocked it or something, I don't know. But I deserve everything you guys have to throw at me. Thanks though for not really bringing it up before. Means a lot.

I knew it, Jake is really, (drum roll here) MA !

 

[UTVolCountry]

We're all sacks of shit, but we're supportive sacks of shit as well. I personally don't think you're a bad guy...just hope you get the help you need and find some peace within yourself. Keep in touch with the Hoop.

 

[UTVolCountry]

Of course if this is all BS, then whatever... Lol

 

[DetroitFan*]

Time for me to come clean as well:

My name isn't willie or willie or juan.

We know. It's all three put together. You're not fooling anyone.

 

[Jakology]

I knew it, Jake is really, (drum roll here) MA !

Sadly, I actually did things like that all the time on ESPN. It was a very embarrassing time for me.

 

[moxie]

If Hammer was here he would confess he walks around in women's high heels wearing Moxies panties while he you tubes TomBrady's greatest hits.

HE BETTER FUCKING NOT!!

If it's any consolation to the OP, I've been banned for several months. I've never heard of you until this thread.

Welcome back, Tom

 

[DetroitFan*]

There is nowhere to go, but up from here. Jake, you told us all what you are really about and you want to change things. I would say you are already helping yourself. You don't have to leave to get help. To be honest, most of us come here to escape the reality of life and just want to clear their mind and sometimes vent. Not everyone leads an extraordinary life, and if they did, then honestly, why would they spend it here instead of climbing the Himalayas or sipping on gin and juice with ______ (Famous Celebrity). I think I can speak for most when I say we won't ever ask you for any favors. You can be real on here, speak your mind. You can start over. Obviously people are giving you the opportunity, and support. If you feel the need to leave for awhile, so be it. Nobody is stopping you. But if you do want some time off and come back when you feel more comfortable, this place will be waiting for you.

 

[Banned 10x]

What have we learned here today?

 

[mcnabb7542]

Sadly, I actually did things like that all the time on ESPN. It was a very embarrassing time for me.

Listen buddy, anyone that can come clean on here about trolling on ESPN is fine in my book!

 

[outofyourmind]

To be honest with you, I actually tried to make alts here too, but it said that an admin had to approve the account and I'd receive an email. They must've known it was me and blocked it or something, I don't know. But I deserve everything you guys have to throw at me. Thanks though for not really bringing it up before. Means a lot.

This is what people with alts say every single time.

 

[BigRedMoe]

What have we learned here today?

That we're all a bunch of gullible fuckwits that are full of shit.

 

[DetroitFan*]

What have we learned here today?

That I can't drink an entire gallon of milk in 10 seconds.

 

[BigRedMoe]

What have we learned here today?

That we're all a bunch of gullible fuckwits that are full of shit.

 

[BigRedMoe]

And that my 'puter is a stupid double-posting piece of shit.

 

[DetroitFan*]

And that my 'puter is a stupid double-posting piece of shit.

I thought I was having deja vu...

 

[TheDayMan]

That I can't drink an entire gallon of milk in 10 seconds.

No way... that's amazing!