I'm a lying sack of shit.

[whywork2]

@Jakology ,
You've went from un-employed Georgia Tech fan to a writer and psychologist/therapist in one day. Keep truckin. Keep finding yourself until your happy. Life doesn't stop for anyone.

 

[mcnabb7542]

so how many of us in here are actually @Jakology in disguise??

Your right, I really don't cheer for the Eagles!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

No didn't one of them get eaten by one of their tiggers cause of their "colors"?

That, or they got tired of being whipped. Probably a little of both.

Damn, I'm suddenly carpet-bombing this thread

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'm fairly certain that 98% of us in here fabricate at least part of who we are, either because we think it's funny in the moment, or we're trolling, or we just want to look like a cooler person than we are IRL.

I would just like to take this moment to reiterate the fact that I am, indeed, a half-black, half-Jew, half-Puerto Rican/Chinese, half-lesbian, 6'3", 220 pound ninja with a 10" dick and three testicles, the middle of which is Jon Heyman.

 

[mcnabb7542]

That, or they got tired of being whipped. Probably a little of both.

Damn, I'm suddenly carpet-bombing this thread

Name one thread where you didn't carpet bomb??

 

[TheDayMan]

Your right, I really don't cheer for the Eagles!

Isn't it kind of a relief to just say that? Like a weight is lifted off your shoulders?

 

[mcnabb7542]

Isn't it kind of a relief to just say that? Like a weight is lifted off your shoulders?

No cause I'm lying....

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

No cause I'm lying....

Seek therapy, Liar!

 

[mcnabb7542]

If Hammer was here he would confess he walks around in women's high heels wearing Moxies panties while he you tubes TomBrady's greatest hits.

 

[TheDayMan]

I would just like to take this moment to reiterate the fact that I am, indeed, a half-black, half-Jew, half-Puerto Rican/Chinese, half-lesbian, 6'3", 220 pound ninja with a 10" dick and three testicles, the middle of which is Jon Heyman.

Obviously...

 

[beardown07]

If Hammer was here he would confess he walks around in women's high heels wearing Moxies panties while he you tubes TomBrady's greatest hits.

...in a room where every wall is plastered with Bill Russel fatheads.

 

[BigRedMoe]

That, or they got tired of being whipped. Probably a little of both.

Damn, I'm suddenly carpet-bombing this thread

I believe the term you were looking for was crop-dusting. No?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I believe the term you were looking for was crop-dusting. No?

Nah, you want that Michigan State Samurai dude

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

If I told everyone in here who I really was, it would blow their minds.

Let's just say it involves the words "high powered" and "executive" and "kung fu" and "billionaire" and "astronaut" and "cowboy"

 

[TheDayMan]

If I told everyone in here who I really was, it would blow their minds.

Let's just say it involves the words "high powered" and "executive" and "kung fu" and "billionaire" and "astronaut" and "cowboy"

I figured it out...

 

[Inquisitor95]

If I told everyone in here who I really was, it would blow their minds.

Let's just say it involves the words "high powered" and "executive" and "kung fu" and "billionaire" and "astronaut" and "cowboy"

So you're Jerry Joneses towel boy?

 

[DJ Fieri]

My day is completely ruined.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Winged Wheel really is a chick.

That's not fucking funny at all.

 

[Mondo Jay]

I hope the action figure painting is real.

It is pretty Baller.

 

[Debbie Does]

So ever since I was a teenager I've had this nickname everyone uses. Like, in college, there were guys I saw every day for 4 years that didn't know my real name. It's my hockey name. It's the name my wife calls me.

Now, when I go to bars and try to pick up women, I use my real name. It started because I was tired of explaining the silly nickname.

It's like having a secret identity and ID cards to prove it.