I'm a lying sack of shit.

[DetroitFan*]

No way... that's amazing!

I tried and it didn't work! I need a bigger straw!

 

[Jakology]

This is what people with alts say every single time.

You have every right to not believe a damn word I have to say, but we can bring @HammerDown and the other admins in here and try to find any alts that I might be using, and prove that I'm telling the truth, but it would be a huge waste of time.

 

[Jakology]

Listen buddy, anyone that can come clean on here about trolling on ESPN is fine in my book!

I was a kid during that time, and I had nothing better to do. I basically trolled ESPN and played Halo 3 every day back in my school days.

 

[outofyourmind]

You have every right to not believe a damn word I have to say, but we can bring @HammerDown and the other admins in here and try to find any alts that I might be using, and prove that I'm telling the truth, but it would be a huge waste of time.

Hey, this thread is a huge waste of time, but we're here anyway.

 

[HammerDown]

I was a kid during that time, and I had nothing better to do. I basically trolled ESPN and played Halo 3 every day back in my school days.

I wish I could do that all day and eat hot pockets and drink beer and look at pictures of naked women. It'd be so much fun. And sleep. A lot of sleep.

 

[fknhippie]

Trolling ass motherfucker.

 

[Jakology]

Hey, this thread is a huge waste of time, but we're here anyway.

If I'm wasting your time, then why are you here?

 

[Jakology]

I wish I could do that all day and eat hot pockets and drink beer and look at pictures of naked women. It'd be so much fun. And sleep. A lot of sleep.

Take out the beer, and that's basically what I did. LOL.

 

[outofyourmind]

If I'm wasting your time, then why are you here?

I thought we've been thru this.
Killing time.
Trolling people.
Plus, you are always entertaining, and that's one of those requirements at the sign up desk.

 

[Jakology]

What have we learned here today?

I learned that you guys are fucking awesome and supportive.

 

[fknhippie]

If Hammer was here he would confess he walks around in women's high heels wearing Moxies panties while he you tubes TomBrady's greatest hits.

Those crotchless panties are going to slide down around his neck and choke him..he'll end up going out like David Carradine.

 

[TheDayMan]

Are hot pockets still a thing? That's something I don't have enough of in my life...

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I've never understood why some people get so fired up about what people say they are or aren't on these sites.

Frankly, I pretty much assume that everything I read on here is bullshit.

I mean, you don't see me losing my shit about Stolen Jewry at @Huwaryu_in_exile for playing a New York Jew on the internets when he's clearly an illegal Mexican mowing lawns in Waco, TX.

No one is up in arms about @Dolemite censored masquerading as a black guy, when we all know he's a Fubu-wearing Laotian boy who rides a ten speed to his Dry Cleaning gig.

And everybody knows that @moxie duct tapes her dick to her ass when she goes out, but we're not chasing here around here with pitchforks demanding that she drop the chick shtick.

We just have to be more tolerant and accepting of what people feel they are.

 

[Jakology]

I thought we've been thru this.
Killing time.
Trolling people.
Plus, you are always entertaining, and that's one of those requirements at the sign up desk.

I'll take it.

 

[Jakology]

Are hot pockets still a thing? That's something I don't have enough of in my life...

Yes. They are one of my favorite foods.

 

[TheDayMan]

Yes. They are one of my favorite foods.

Good to know... I'll have to look into that.

Edit: especially if they still have the ones with egg and shit in them. (Not literal shit)

 

[DetroitFan*]

I wish I could do that all day and eat hot pockets and drink beer and look at pictures of naked women. It'd be so much fun. And sleep. A lot of sleep.

Wait. You don't do that?

 

[Dolemite censored]

No one is up in arms about @Dolemite censored masquerading as a black guy, when we all know he's a Fubu-wearing Laotian boy who rides a ten speed to his Dry Cleaning gig.

Slinky, you human mutt, fuck off and die, fool.

 

[DetroitFan*]

Good to know... I'll have to look into that.

Look out... one bite and those things are like lava!

 

[DetroitFan*]

Slinky, you human mutt, fuck off and die, fool.

Love is in the air...