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I take back every bad thing I've ever said about Derek Jeter

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Nah, I helped out a friend on a project.


First full day back here in the Great Lakes State.

(Got to watch a Tigers game for the first time in awhile last night. Unimpressed.)
Oh thats right, you have been out of the loop for a while. Its probably better that you hear this from a friend...the Tigers?


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Oh thats right, you have been out of the loop for a while. Its probably better that you hear this from a friend...the Tigers?


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Rondon musta choked on a Subway footlong while I was gone.



You let me down... Bruce.

You let me downnnnowwwowwwowwwn.
 

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Ohhhhh, a little Latin Flavor to the American staple.


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Come se dice, the best thing since potted meat?
You are dangerously close to violating Guys Memorial Day Weekend Camping Trip Policy! Two things:

1) Don't say things that I cannot understand

2) Dont repeat or intimate things that Redfoot says that I cannot understand
 

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You guys piss me off and this is what you are going to be missing out on next May
 

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So, bout 15 years ago, I was working on finding some frat boys to bang their throats against my knuckles at this bar down the street from my place in Kzoo. The Firehouse, super gay establishment imo. But my lady friend and her smoking hot friend wanted to go there, so you know...


Anyway, I'm sitting there thinking, is that Derek Jeter? And a couple minutes later this big ol' @RobBase lookin dude walks up. "You guys want to come party in VIP?" (This is a bar, there is no VIP mind you.)

I say "Nope."

"I'm not talking to you Van Wilder."

I forget my comeback, but I'm sure it was hilarious. And things escalated. Jeter needed cute co-eds and my knuckles had found a dance partner. Five minutes and a new shirt later, I'd saved the future Marlins owner $75 in thank you gestures. And inadvertently avoided my bill, which was inside, not on the curb with me.

I'm pretty sure his sister smokes meth btw.
 

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You are dangerously close to violating Guys Memorial Day Weekend Camping Trip Policy! Two things:

1) Don't say things that I cannot understand

2) Dont repeat or intimate things that Redfoot says that I cannot understand
Lo siento.
 

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Fuck Jeter

Still a faggot
 

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I don't care about the statue as much as others.

I like fields having their own flair.

it's not how i would've done it, but just tearing it down now just seems like a waste of time and money.

You could hire an additional scout for what it'll probably take to do the entire process.
 
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