I take back every bad thing I've ever said about Derek Jeter

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'm just happy if I can afford StarKist.

I said I'd like to have it. Pretty sure it's meatloaf instead.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Starkist? Check out this hifalutin sumbitch. Armour potted meat and saltines was my dinner(lunch) today.

Did you say pot... potted... potted meat?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Did you say pot... potted... potted meat?

Yes. And I'm at the nicest motel in Lithonia, GA for work.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Potted meat.

Huh. That's what I call my dick when I shove it in Mrs Redfoot's ass.

 

[Omar 382]

How could anyone have thought that thing was a good idea?

Not sure how these things take off. Granted, I wouldn't think putting a Chick Fil A sign on Minute Maid Park's foul poles was a good idea, but what do I know...

 

[Omar 382]

Yes. And I'm at the nicest motel in Lithonia, GA for work.

Dude. December 27th or some shit. Augusta, GA. You've got to crash my cousin's wedding and do Jagerbombs with me.

Last wedding I went to for my other cousin in Augusta, I was 18 and my blow-hard father didn't let me drink. And then my asshole aunt and uncle sat me directly next to the Catholic priest during the reception and dinner or whatever. I had to hear stories about his Jesuit days while he slid his hand up my leg and dreamed of getting to second base with me at a public event.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Dude. December 27th or some shit. Augusta, GA. You've got to crash my cousin's wedding and do Jagerbombs with me.

Last wedding I went to for my other cousin in Augusta, I was 18 and my blow-hard father didn't let me drink. And then my asshole aunt and uncle sat me directly next to the Catholic priest during the reception and dinner or whatever. I had to hear stories about his Jesuit days while he slid his hand up my leg and dreamed of getting to second base with me at a public event.

Man, I work in Augusta more than any other town and it's 4 hours from home. I'm not going there during the holidays. Move it on over to Athens and I'll be there.

 

[Omar 382]

Man, I work in Augusta more than any other town and it's 4 hours from home. I'm not going there during the holidays. Move it on over to Athens and I'll be there.

No worries. I was planning a big neo-Nazi/KKK march around Christmas in Atlanta anyway. I might just move it to Augusta, get them all liquored up, and have them burn the city down. Everyone will be all pissed off, but I'll have already booked a reception room in this Athens place...

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

How could anyone have thought that thing was a good idea?

Rule of thumb, there is a reason Cubano's are not highly sought after interior designers

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Yes. And I'm at the nicest motel in Lithonia, GA for work.

I hear the tator tots are amaziiiing

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Potted meat.

Huh. That's what I call my dick when I shove it in Mrs Redfoot's ass.

DUDE

 

[broncosmitty]

Starkist? Check out this hifalutin sumbitch. Armour potted meat and saltines was my dinner(lunch) today.

So far I've eaten a handful of peanut butter filled pretzels, half a KitKat and maybe a quarter of a Mountain Dew throwback.




Working on my memoir, Six Weeks in Ohio. (Other working title, 45 Days in the Hole.)


Black Nepalese, has got me weak in the knees.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

No worries. I was planning a big neo-Nazi/KKK march around Christmas in Atlanta anyway. I might just move it to Augusta, get them all liquored up, and have them burn the city down. Everyone will be all pissed off, but I'll have already booked a reception room in this Athens place...

 

[broncosmitty]

I said I'd like to have it. Pretty sure it's meatloaf instead.

Mmmmmmm ketchup.....

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

So far I've eaten a handful of peanut butter filled pretzels, half a KitKat and maybe a quarter of a Mountain Dew throwback.




Working on my memoir, Six Weeks in Ohio. (Other working title, 45 Days in the Hole.)


Black Nepalese, has got me weak in the knees.

Toledo isn't really Ohio

 

[Chewbaccer]

So far I've eaten a handful of peanut butter filled pretzels, half a KitKat and maybe a quarter of a Mountain Dew throwback.




Working on my memoir, Six Weeks in Ohio. (Other working title, 45 Days in the Hole.)


Black Nepalese, has got me weak in the knees.

Six weeks in Ohio? They got a warrant out on you or something in Michigan?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Mmmmmmm ketchup.....

Fuck yeah. Heinz jalepeno ketchup!

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Fuck yeah. Heinz jalepeno ketchup!

Ohhh I get it because of the theme of this thread!

 

[broncosmitty]

Six weeks in Ohio? They got a warrant out on you or something in Michigan?

Nah, I helped out a friend on a project.


First full day back here in the Great Lakes State.

(Got to watch a Tigers game for the first time in awhile last night. Unimpressed.)

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Six weeks in Ohio? They got a warrant out on you or something in Michigan?