I know I will get Criticized but.....

[HammerDown]

Alright... just pm me the alts are so I can start cozying up *wink, wink, nudge*

You miss Brock, don't you, moxie? All you think about is you two riding off on his 3-wheeler into wild blue yonder!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Where can he find you?

dubyadubyadubya-dot-SuperAwesomeCoolPlace//Robotic-dot-notinvited-dot-ru

 

[HammerDown]

Derek Jeter is the best baseball player to ever walk the planet.

Yeah, you're just what we need to spice the daily thread up this season.

Hu, get in touch with some of the Sox guys and get them back over here. I'm not going to battle a Jetes knob-slobber all alone this season.

 

[moxie]

You miss Brock, don't you, moxie? All you think about is you two riding off on his 3-wheeler into wild blue yonder!

There's room for all three of us, Hammer. You can ride on the handlebars. You know I would never leave you out.

Spoiler

Unless Hu told me to.

 

[HammerDown]

Hey, cereal...got a quick question for you.

Say someone from Zig's wants to come back to SportsHoopla but they paid for a Platinum Membership. If Zig bans them, do they get a refund?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yeah, you're just what we need to spice the daily thread up this season.

Hu, get in touch with some of the Sox guys and get them back over here. I'm not going to battle a Jetes knob-slobber all alone this season.

Jeter is the Good Lord's gift to baseball. He's like the entire Padres franchise rolled into one player, but with talent!

 

[Chewbaccer]

He was a great leader, great face of the MLB, great in the playoffs.

Is he overrated? I guess he has to be a little overrated for him to have ever won a Gold Glove, but he's a top 5 SS all time IMO.

 

[HammerDown]

Jeter is the Good Lord's gift to baseball. He's like the entire Padres franchise rolled into one player, but with talent!

Keep talking like that and a bunch of the old Red Sox fans are going to start showing up.

I'm going to be so incredibly obnoxious this year as the Padres devastate MLB. I know you guise can't imagine me being an opinionated asshole about baseball, but it's gonna happen. THIS IS THE YEAR!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yeah, you're just what we need to spice the daily thread up this season.

Hu, get in touch with some of the Sox guys and get them back over here. I'm not going to battle a Jetes knob-slobber all alone this season.

You keep insluting them, yet you want them to come back.

Is this battered husband logic?

 

[cerealboi]

I don't recall saying I missed any of you.

Oh.

 

[HammerDown]

He was a great leader, great face of the MLB, great in the playoffs.

Is he overrated? I guess he has to be a little overrated for him to have ever won a Gold Glove, but he's a top 5 SS all time IMO.

He's arguably not even a Top 5 SS all-time for his own team, certainly not even for the AL East.

Nomar > Jetes (all damn day!)

 

[HammerDown]

You keep insluting them, yet you want them to come back.

Is this battered husband logic?

I'm just saying what @moxie tells me to say! :confused2:

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

There's room for all three of us, Hammer. You can ride on the handlebars. You know I would never leave you out.

Spoiler

Unless Hu told me to.

Aww, you know I ain't the jelly type -- since that's been banned up in here. After that screen-shot you sent me last night of your "bodacious proclivities," you can let whomever you want ride bitch on your 3-wheeler, including Hammer

 

[Chewbaccer]

He's arguably not even a Top 5 SS all-time for his own team, certainly not even for the AL East.

Nomar > Jetes (all damn day!)

I guess technically everything that isn't a set in stone fact is arguable. Your chances of coming up with a winning argument vary on the topic though.

Nomar's peak year were great, but for a career, I'll take Jeter all day long.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Keep talking like that and a bunch of the old Red Sox fans are going to start showing up.

Yankees Lite fans? They're my favorite. Wait till I tell them that when I lived in Boston, I saw Yaz giving Wally a hummer in The Back Bay Fens.

 

[HammerDown]

I guess technically everything that isn't a set in stone fact is arguable. Your chances of coming up with a winning argument vary on the topic though.

Nomar's peak year were great, but for a career, I'll take Jeter all day long.

At least Nomar likes girls.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'm just saying what @moxie tells me to say! :confused2:

Oh, sorry, battered friendzone behavior, I guess...is that a thing? It should be a thing.

Like "Weaselpecker." LMAO! I'm gonna copyright that shite!

 

[Chewbaccer]

At least Nomar likes girls.

True, but at least Jeter's first name wasn't Nomar and had an easy to spell, 5 letter last name.

 

[HammerDown]

Yankees Lite fans? They're my favorite. Wait till I tell them that when I lived in Boston, I saw Yaz giving Wally a hummer in The Back Bay Fens.

I went to Fenway one time and it was a true "this is it???" moment. It's like Wrigley with none of the character and lots of puke and rats.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yankees Lite fans? They're my favorite. Wait till I tell them that when I lived in Boston, I saw Yaz giving Wally a hummer in The Back Bay Fens.

Something awfully handsome about you today. Can't put my finger on it. You been working out?