I just graduated from the University of Directional Florida, what do my job prospects look like?

[BamaDude]

Omaha is awesome! Please feel free to leave (make omaha even better )


Dont read this

Sorry, Florida. These Midwestern states are the best places to retire.

I wouldn't want to retire to any of the flatlander states. That eliminates, Florida, Iowa, most of Nebraska. I could see maybe the Ozarks of Missouri/Arkansas, but I'd rather stay in the South.

 

[gob]

I actually know a UCF grad up here in Columbus. She got a pretty good job in marketing, but now she's running her business, looking to expand.

 

[droider]

Head West. In Mississippi, A UDF graduate is like a PhD.

If I head West from here, I'll wind up in the Gulf of Mexico (and I can't swim). Can you be a little more specific with your Directions?

Sincerely,
Tyrone (UDF Class of '19)

 

[BamaDude]

If I head West from here, I'll wind up in the Gulf of Mexico (and I can't swim). Can you be a little more specific with your Directions?

Sincerely,
Tyrone (UDF Class of '19)

You should be set for life. Just head down the road to Disney World & they can hire you own as a Goofy understudy.

 

[olympicoscar]

If I head West from here, I'll wind up in the Gulf of Mexico (and I can't swim). Can you be a little more specific with your Directions?

Sincerely,
Tyrone (UDF Class of '19)

Head west, put stay on land. Go North first and then head West.

 

[Innermind]

What's really a mind fuck for some people not from my area is that Canada is south of Detroit.

 

[Moab]

Ok, so let's just say I actually learned that directional thing, you think Uber would let me drive for them?

 

[tnapucco]

We're currently not accepting applications due to the recently received memo.

 

[Diego Roll Tide]

What's really a mind fuck for some people not from my area is that Canada is south of Detroit.

Windsor is loverly...

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Hi guys,

I basically flunked out of high school and as a result, I had no other option than to attend our local community college here in Orlando. It's embarrassing to say the least when I have to list my college name on my job applications. "UDF" is just not as prestigious as, say, "UF" which is where most functional human beings attended around these parts.

Is there any way I can get around this?.. Should I maybe just try dropping the "D" from the name? I'm finding that my job prospects are being seriously hampered by this issue, as none of the HR departments I've interviewed with have ever heard of my school. In fact, one place asked if my school even has a football team.

Sincerely,
Tyrone (UDF Class of '19)

Dood...you should have just PMed me for answers.

All you have to do is go down to Downtown Disney and buy a UCF diploma! Hey, they're a joke...but still better than paying $40k for nothing from Full Sail!

@UCFhonors got a Monsters Degree...pretty well regarded.


But when I'm hiring, I know a Ducktorate is worth paying-up: