I just graduated from the University of Directional Florida, what do my job prospects look like?

[BigRedMoe]

If you are in Omaha and i tell you to go to central nebraska, which direction do you go?

West Northwest.

 

[BigRedMoe]

So if I tell you to "centralize yourself", which direction do you move?

inward, duh

I think this should be our new code for telling someone to go fuck themselves.

 

[NU_FTW]

West Northwest.

Great Scott, a Direction marty!!

 

[NU_FTW]

I think this should be our new code for telling someone to go fuck themselves.

In public at the grocery store? hmmm it would take some changing (i genrally just say go fuck yourself )

 

[BigRedMoe]

Great Scott, a Direction marty!!

So we've been talking about the University of West Northwest Florida?

 

[Moab]

If you are in Omaha and i tell you to go to central nebraska, which direction do you go?

I wonder how the hell I ended up in Omaha?

 

[NU_FTW]

I wonder how the hell I ended up in Omaha?

Omaha is awesome! Please feel free to leave (make omaha even better )


Dont read this

Sorry, Florida. These Midwestern states are the best places to retire.

 

[NU_FTW]

So we've been talking about the University of West Northwest Florida?

Perspective

 

[BigRedMoe]

Great Scott, a Direction marty!!

I would argue that "central" is a location, not a direction. If you were in Chadron and I told you to go to central Nebraska, which direction would you go? So at best it is not definitive and at worst.... DIRECTIONLESS.

 

[Gatorchip]

So we've been talking about the University of West Northwest Florida?

Yes. But, more specifically, it's their Southern campus in East Orlando.

 

[NU_FTW]

I would argue that "central" is a location, not a direction. If you were in Chadron and I told you to go to central Nebraska, which direction would you go? So at best it is not definitive and at worst.... DIRECTIONLESS.

Eastern Michigan University, "directional school" but not the furthest east in Michigan that one can possibly go, in fact they are a stones throw away from the wolverines....... Perspective

So if i tell you to go to eastern michigan ... will you end up in ann arbor? detroit? somewhere in between? or on the eastern edge of the state ?

Central is just as much a direction when talking directional schools. Central Florida is a direction as it is somewhere in central florida just as much as Eastern Michigan is a directional school somewhere east of central michigan.... yea?

The reality is they didnt want to have the name "Disney school of "Performing Arts" " yes that was an intentional quote within a quote

 

[BigRedMoe]

Eastern Michigan University, "directional school" but not the furthest east in Michigan that one can possibly go, in fact they are a stones throw away from the wolverines....... Perspective

So if i tell you to go to eastern michigan ... will you end up in ann arbor? detroit? somewhere in between? or on the eastern edge of the state ?

Central is just as much a direction when talking directional schools. Central Florida is a direction as it is somewhere in central florida just as much as Eastern Michigan is a directional school somewhere east of central michigan.... yea?

The reality is they didnt want to have the name "Disney school of "Performing Arts" " yes that was an intentional quote within a quote

Hey, why don't you centralize yournself.

 

[7Samurai13]

So if I tell you to "centralize yourself", which direction do you move?

I’ve never seen Central on a compass.

 

[Debbie Does]

Grow giant ears and apply to Disney world.

Seriously, the tourist season there is just getting ready. Not much high tech or manufacturing in Florida, so if you want to stay there, look at tourism or retail.

You don't happen to have a degree in alligator wrestling, do you?

 

[NU_FTW]

I’ve never seen Central on a compass.

its the axis that the hands spin on

 

[BigRedMoe]

its the axis that the hands spin on

Which is stationary and without movement!

 

[NU_FTW]

Which is stationary and without movement!

its position moves, relative to the users movement

 

[huskers1217]

Hi guys,

I basically flunked out of high school and as a result, I had no other option than to attend our local community college here in Orlando. It's embarrassing to say the least when I have to list my college name on my job applications. "UDF" is just not as prestigious as, say, "UF" which is where most functional human beings attended around these parts.

Is there any way I can get around this?.. Should I maybe just try dropping the "D" from the name? I'm finding that my job prospects are being seriously hampered by this issue, as none of the HR departments I've interviewed with have ever heard of my school. In fact, one place asked if my school even has a football team.

Sincerely,
Tyrone (UDF Class of '19)

Actually Valenica is a great CC.

oh..and you're a dumbshit. Don't you know it isn't about the school anymore unless its Ivy league. Its all about the degree and who you know.

 

[huskers1217]

I wonder how the hell I ended up in Omaha?

you tried to drive through Iowa and fell asleep

 

[BamaDude]

If you are in Omaha and i tell you to go to central nebraska, which direction do you go?

From Omaha, you would head northwest to get to central Nebraska.