I just graduated from the University of Directional Florida, what do my job prospects look like?

[droider]

Hi guys,

I basically flunked out of high school and as a result, I had no other option than to attend our local community college here in Orlando. It's embarrassing to say the least when I have to list my college name on my job applications. "UDF" is just not as prestigious as, say, "UF" which is where most functional human beings attended around these parts.

Is there any way I can get around this?.. Should I maybe just try dropping the "D" from the name? I'm finding that my job prospects are being seriously hampered by this issue, as none of the HR departments I've interviewed with have ever heard of my school. In fact, one place asked if my school even has a football team.

Sincerely,
Tyrone (UDF Class of '19)

 

[BigRedMoe]

Wait.... If you are "Central", doesn't that imply you are stationary and "Directionless"?

 

[steelerssb]

Wait.... If you are "Central", doesn't that imply you are stationary and "Directionless"?

 

[fishinabarrel]

Hi guys,

I basically flunked out of high school and as a result, I had no other option than to attend our local community college here in Orlando. It's embarrassing to say the least when I have to list my college name on my job applications. "UDF" is just not as prestigious as, say, "UF" which is where most functional human beings attended around these parts.

Is there any way I can get around this?.. Should I maybe just try dropping the "D" from the name? I'm finding that my job prospects are being seriously hampered by this issue, as none of the HR departments I've interviewed with have ever heard of my school. In fact, one place asked if my school even has a football team.

Sincerely,
Tyrone (UDF Class of '19)

There are some openings for Lazy River lifeguards

 

[TheReal_NU]

Did you graduate with Honors?


Cause that changes, well.......

Nothing. Never mind.

 

[kburjr]

There are some openings for Lazy River lifeguards

#UDFacts

 

[droider]

There are some openings for Lazy River lifeguards

Thanks for looking out but I wasn't privileged enough to learn how to swim.

Sincerely,
Tyrone (UDF Class of '19)

 

[olympicoscar]

Hi guys,

I basically flunked out of high school and as a result, I had no other option than to attend our local community college here in Orlando. It's embarrassing to say the least when I have to list my college name on my job applications. "UDF" is just not as prestigious as, say, "UF" which is where most functional human beings attended around these parts.

Is there any way I can get around this?.. Should I maybe just try dropping the "D" from the name? I'm finding that my job prospects are being seriously hampered by this issue, as none of the HR departments I've interviewed with have ever heard of my school. In fact, one place asked if my school even has a football team.

Sincerely,
Tyrone (UDF Class of '19)

Head West. In Mississippi, A UDF graduate is like a PhD.

 

[Red_Alert]

There are some openings for Lazy River lifeguards

 

[droider]

Did you graduate with Honors?


Cause that changes, well.......

Nothing. Never mind.

Nope. You're only awarded with Honors at UDF if you have more than three teeth. It's a very short list as you can imagine.

Sincerely,
Tyrone (UDF Class of '19)

 

[NU_FTW]

Wait.... If you are "Central", doesn't that imply you are stationary and "Directionless"?

Central is a direction from everywhere but central? when you discuss a location on a map saying central does give direction no?

 

[TigerBait1971]

Hi guys,

I basically flunked out of high school and as a result, I had no other option than to attend our local community college here in Orlando. It's embarrassing to say the least when I have to list my college name on my job applications. "UDF" is just not as prestigious as, say, "UF" which is where most functional human beings attended around these parts.

Is there any way I can get around this?.. Should I maybe just try dropping the "D" from the name? I'm finding that my job prospects are being seriously hampered by this issue, as none of the HR departments I've interviewed with have ever heard of my school. In fact, one place asked if my school even has a football team.

Sincerely,
Tyrone (UDF Class of '19)

Are you a hot Co-ed?

With a webcam and a PayPal account, we can work out an arrangement.

 

[Innermind]

I suppose one could always become a comedian like that dude from Germany who came to the USA and graduated from UCF and then starred in that Tosh.0 series on Comedy Central.

 

[TheReal_NU]

Are you a hot Co-ed?

With a webcam and a PayPal account, we can work out an arrangement.

That’s what you said to me last year.

I’m still waiting for your first live stream

 

[BigRedMoe]

Central is a direction from everywhere but central? when you discuss a location on a map saying central does give direction no?

Or is everything else a direction FROM central?

 

[BigRedMoe]

I suppose one could always become a comedian like that dude from Germany who came to the USA and graduated from UCF and then starred in that Tosh.0 series on Comedy Central.

Tosh moved to Los Angeles, but attributes his decision to work in comedy to being raised in Florida, which he considers "flat, hot, and dumb."

 

[NU_FTW]

Or is everything else a direction FROM central?

Both, Central is directional when put in context.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Both, Central is directional when put in context.

So if I tell you to "centralize yourself", which direction do you move?

 

[NU_FTW]

So if I tell you to "centralize yourself", which direction do you move?

inward, duh

 

[NU_FTW]

So if I tell you to "centralize yourself", which direction do you move?

If you are in Omaha and i tell you to go to central nebraska, which direction do you go?