I catch 'em when I go ....

[fordman84]

Yellow-bellied water snake.

"water moccasin"

That's my impression of almost everyone around here. If it is a snake, is dark colored or doesn't rattle, it is a water moccasin. I hate snakes and leave em alone. We have an agreement, they don't fuck with me and I don't fuck with them.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

My favorites are the hog-nosed snakes. When you come up on 'em they play dead like a possum.

oh yeah, if you get them to roll back over and strike, they will strike with their mouth closed. Basically popping you with their nose. They never open and bite. Maybe I should say rarely open and bite.

 

[24seven]

My favorites are the hog-nosed snakes. When you come up on 'em they play dead like a possum.

The writhing is funny as hell to watch as they flop.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"water moccasin"

That's my impression of almost everyone around here. If it is a snake, is dark colored or doesn't rattle, it is a water moccasin. I hate snakes and leave em alone. We have an agreement, they don't fuck with me and I don't fuck with them.

man, grab a book on local reptiles/snakes and read up. There are only a handful to worry about and it get's interesting trying to identify some of them.
Like milk snakes and color variants of rat snakes, water snakes, pine snakes, etc.

 

[IPostedWhat]

My favorites are the hog-nosed snakes. When you come up on 'em they play dead like a possum.

The writhing is funny as hell to watch as they flop.

In that case, they remind me of High School.

 

[popeyecv64]

Just call me the Fish Whisperer.

niice catch thar Edisto --fish rep

 

[popeyecv64]

When my wife lays in bed during sex like a fish, I whisper that I'm going to gut her if she doesn't start to put the motion back into the ocean.

Does that also qualify me as a fish whisperer?

LOL !! yes .... yes it does sir

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

niice catch thar Edisto --fish rep

thank you sir.

 

[popeyecv64]

Those ain't crappie. Dey be sac-au-lait.

and them aighnt cralwdads your eating sir --they is wings sir

 

[IPostedWhat]

and them aighnt cralwdads your eating sir --they is wings sir

What a crappie thing to say Pops.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

why does that one on the right look different. Is that a little perch or sumpin?

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

why does that one on the right look different. Is that a little perch or sumpin?

it's a bream

 

[24seven]

why does that one on the right look different. Is that a little perch or sumpin?

Liberal. Can't you see the rainbow colors?

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Liberal. Can't you see the rainbow colors?

rainbow of colors? bitch had skittles on him. I had to do it.

 

[fordman84]

man, grab a book on local reptiles/snakes and read up. There are only a handful to worry about and it get's interesting trying to identify some of them.
Like milk snakes and color variants of rat snakes, water snakes, pine snakes, etc.

I didn't say I call all of them water moccasins. I can tell the difference. Doesn't mean I go chasing after them. I see them, assure my wife it "can't kill you" and leave it alone.

My wife is now not going to sleep tonight though. Had that picture up on the end of the second page while watching the mavs. She came in and said "I just killed a spider in the bedroom...oh my god what are you looking at?" Between the spider in the bedroom and the snake, yeah, she will be wide eyed and reading whenever I do go in there. haha

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

I didn't say I call all of them water moccasins. I can tell the difference. Doesn't mean I go chasing after them. I see them, assure my wife it "can't kill you" and leave it alone.

My wife is now not going to sleep tonight though. Had that picture up on the end of the second page while watching the mavs. She came in and said "I just killed a spider in the bedroom...oh my god what are you looking at?" Between the spider in the bedroom and the snake, yeah, she will be wide eyed and reading whenever I do go in there. haha

this plays into your favor or it would mine at my house.

 

[IPostedWhat]

man, grab a book on local reptiles/snakes and read up.

Take a look, it's in a book.....

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Liberal. Can't you see the rainbow colors?

fag fish. Don't eat thataone...might have the AIDs.

My dad used to get all happy when we'd catch sunfish up on the lil' lake up north. Now that shit would be too small for bait!

Those crappies are decent size though. I catch red snappers that size under the dock for me lunch. It's a hassle to filet em all though.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Literal translation is bag of milk.

That seems like an inaccurate name.

 

[fordman84]

this plays into your favor or it would mine at my house.

Was a hard day at work, I think I only have one round in me. I'll give it the ol' college try, but no promises.