How many niners' fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Now some Seahawk jokes...

 

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Q: How many Seattle Seahawks does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody will ever know!

 

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Q: Why can't Russell Wilson use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.

 

[RoboticDreams]

If you want to be taken seriously, quit crying over jokes. What adult does that?

Asking for you to admit support is crying? I hate to imagine what you think is not crying.

 

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Q: Why are Seattle Seahawks jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Seahawks fans have started to make them up themselves.

 

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Asking for you to admit support is crying? I hate to imagine what you think is not crying.

I already told you 49ers. We rock, bro!

 

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Did you hear that CenturyLink Field had to be resodded?
Thats really sad when you cant even get your own grass to root for you!

 

[tshirt]

A seven-year old boy was at the center of
a Fulton County courtroom drama
yesterday when he challenged a court
ruling over who should have custody of
him. The boy has a history of being
beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
keeping with child custody law and
regulation requiring that family unity be
maintained to the highest degree
possible.
The boy surprised the court when he
proclaimed that his aunt beat him more
than his parents and he adamantly
refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he
live with his grandparents, the boy cried
and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the
immediate family and learning that
domestic violence was apparently a way
of life among them, the judge took the
unprecedented step of allowing the boy
to propose who should have custody of
him. \
After two recesses to check legal
references and confer with the Child
Welfare officials, the judge granted
temporary custody to the Seattle
Seahawks, whom the boy firmly believes
are not capable of beating anyone.

 

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Well that is it for the first two links I found for jokes. Hope the people that actually have a sense of humor could enjoy.

 

[Am I Blue Through it All?]

49ers

That was a rather long setup.

 

[StoningtonQB]

Hey OP isn't THIS the same chick that you have in your avatar?

You won't like that last one once they win in two weeks!

 

[Am I Blue Through it All?]

Hey OP isn't THIS the same chick that you have in your avatar?

You won't like that last one once they win in two weeks!

With a backside like that, I would become a Browns fan if she asked me to.

 

[LucklessPadresFan]

Q: How many 49ers fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, because the party's over and it's time to turn off the lights.

 

[Am I Blue Through it All?]

A: None, because the party's over and it's time to turn off the lights.

True dat. Didn't take the Colts long to clean out their lockers. But then, why should it?