How many niners' fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Wolvie]

No one knows, they're too busy talking about how great the old one was.

Good luck Sunday, may the better team win it all!

 

[tshirt]

Let's see if I can look some jokes up

 

[tshirt]

Q: Want to hear a 49ers joke?
A: colin kaepernick!

 

[tshirt]

Q: How many 49ers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in Seattle's shadow!

 

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Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The San Francisco 49ers!

 

[RoboticDreams]

We have 5 lightbulbs that still shine. I will take an .005 watt light bulb over being in the dark. That's just me.

 

[tshirt]

Q: How do you keep a San Francisco 49er out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

 

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Q: How do you stop a San Francisco 49er from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Seahawk uniform

 

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Q: What does an San Francisco 49ers fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

 

[RoboticDreams]

Someone has Tourette's.

 

[tshirt]

Q: Why doesn't Sacramento have a professional football team?
A: Because then San Francisco would want one.

 

[tshirt]

Someone has Tourette's.

Someone can't take a joke

 

[tshirt]

Q: What's the difference between San Francisco 49ers fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

 

[RoboticDreams]

Someone can't take a joke

Not from a person who doesn't show allegiance. I have no idea who you support.

 

[tshirt]

On the first day of school a first grade
teacher explains to her class that she is a
49ers fan.
She asks her students to raise their
hands if they, too, are 49ers fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher,
everyone in the class raises their hand
except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with
surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise
your hand?'
Because I'm not a 49ers fan,' she
replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if
you are not a 49ers fan, then who are
you a fan of?'
'I am a Seahawks fan, and proud of it,'
Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Janie please tell us why you are a
Seahawks fan?'
"Because my mom is a Seahawks fan,
and my dad is Seahawks fan, so I'm a
Seahawks fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously
annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you
to be a Seahawks fan. You don't have to
be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom was an idiot and your
dad was a moron, what would you be
then?'
"Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a 49ers fan.'

 

[tshirt]

Not from a person who doesn't show allegiance. I have no idea who you support.

49ers

 

[tshirt]

A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a 49ers
fan, and a Seahawks fan are climbing a
mountain and arguing about who loves
his team more.
The Redskins fan insists he is the most
loyal. 'This is for the Redskins! ' he yells,
and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts,
'This is for the Eagles!' and throws
himself off the mountain.
The Seahawks fan is next to profess his
love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and
pushes the 49ers fan off the mountain.

 

[RoboticDreams]

49ers

Hmmm, then show it. Don't have your name as the only thing we see on the left. If you want to be taken seriously, show your team(s).

 

[tshirt]

Q: What do San Francisco and Los Angeles have in common?
A: Neither city has a professional football team.

 

[tshirt]

Hmmm, then show it. Don't have your name as the only thing we see on the left. If you want to be taken seriously, show your team(s).

If you want to be taken seriously, quit crying over jokes. What adult does that?