jarntt
Well-Known Member
Kudos for squeezing in both strife and apropos"The Ballad of Carson Wentz"
( Imagine, if you will, being narrated in the voice of Morgan Freeman)
So here we have the saga of one Carson "Wince"
Held a clipboard for a SB and hasn't been the same since
@dbldwn711 made a classic thread
That had the longevity of the Grateful Dead
Thanks to PE1 being obtuse and carrying on
@Tapey had to create a list for the rest of us to be on
Well, Mr. Foles moved elsewhere being the stuff of lore
And the 2019 season became somewhat of a bore
But in 2020, Howie Roseman saved us all
By making this wonderful second round call
He drafted a QB with a name so apropos
Because surely Mr. Wentz will stub his big toe
Now we have a new thread that is sure to be a treasure
Watching the inevitable meltdown will indeed be a pleasure
The trolls will troll and the naysayers will defend
But the ginger on the sideline is where it will end
This youngster will come in and get the job done
And boy oh boy, won't that be some fun
So in these troubling days of sickness and strife
It's comedy gold like this that gives us all life
So y'all keep going and do what you do
And for now I'll sit back and chuckle and bid you "Adieu".