HOLY SHIT....RIDICULOUS BREAKING NEWS

[Jack_John_Mark]

Gotcha, mother fuckers!

I bet you all thought you'd escaped this year....cups empty, cotton mouth and all. Well, guess again.

I heard through the grape vine that we have a couple of negative nancy's already. A couple of anti-Huskerz fer Champz. A couple of fegs.

Well, listen up fucksticks......in less than 24 hours the Huskers kickoff the 2014 season......and you better fucking believe it's Huskerz fer Champz!

Now you best grab your cot damn cups and fill them up right here, right fucking now. I'm not playing around. RA, I swear I'll fucking bust right through the fucking wall of your house, just like in the commercials. You'll be sitting in your living room, dick in your hand, spouting off at Bo on the tevelision set....and I'll bust right through the wall on your ass. You better drink up, mother fucker! Seriously, this entire pitcher right here is for you, you dehydrated son of a bitch.

As for the rest of you, you can all just hold your cups underneath irule's cup. It's a never-ending buffet.

 

[Exorbitant]

I'll continue to be the eternal optimist!

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Looks like somebody dumped some Everclear in the Koolaid

 

[Red_Alert]

 

[it'sHuskers4me]

My only goal for this season is to be comfortable while watching thee Huskers play - my new hip should help the cause so fcuk the koolaide for now...long live class 1 narcos baby...

 

[ckhokie]

This thread makes me wish I was a Husker fan

 

[Brasky]

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Yessssss......

Drink it, folks.

Bathe in it, sleep in it.

Huskerz fer Champz

 

[Brasky]

This thread makes me wish I was a Husker fan

"My cup runneth over" (Psalm 23:5)

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

"My cup runneth over" (Stool 23:5)

fify

 

[oaknightshockey1]

 

[sandhill_husker]

Give me some of that Red Drank!


Huskers are the motherfucking CHAMPS!

And it starts today!

 

[iruletheskool]

Glugglug

 

[BigRedMoe]

Scarlet Kool-Aid makes me one hyper kid.

 

[HuskerinBig10]

Back in time for the kickoff.

Minnesota wins
Penn State wins
Iowa wins
Ohio State wins
Illinois wins
Michigan State wins
Michigan wins
Indiana winning
Purdue winning

I notice a pattern

 

[White Rat]

You forgot Rutgers Win & Maryland Winning.

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Northwestern trying to fight
now. It's gonna be a long year for them.

 

[iruletheskool]

JJM i got some koolaid fer ye up at the bar, i think yourn last cup was pissed in by an Iowan