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Bandwagonbo2

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If I were a bandwagon fan, I'd make up a backstory too, I guess.
Except you'd need to find a new team. All your stories would end in, we didnt win the national title that year either.
 

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I do a shitty job of it then. Surrounded by Bama and Clemson, but I jumped on the UGA bandwagon. Seems legit.
Stupid happens all the time, otherwise how do you explain Auburn fans.
 

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I do a shitty job of it then. Surrounded by Bama and Clemson, but I jumped on the UGA bandwagon. Seems legit.

Shit, you're not old enough to claim to be anything but a bandwagon fan, you've just chosen the Georgia wagon because your daddy got drunk and fucked you mom in the back of his pickup truck after the prom without wrapping his willy in some shitty North Georgia town that nobody ever heard of. Congrats on that.
 

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Stupid happens all the time, otherwise how do you explain Auburn fans.

I just don't get the big deal. It's clear you're a bandwagon fan, otherwise you wouldn't be so defensive, why not just admit it and stop making yourself look more stupid and before(which is saying something).

You know how many college basketball games I have watched? 0. If UGA ever made a deep run in March Madness, you bet your ass, I'd bandwagon the hell out of it.
 

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Shit, you're not old enough to claim to be anything but a bandwagon fan, you've just chosen the Georgia wagon because your daddy got drunk and fucked you mom in the back of his pickup truck after the prom without wrapping his willy in some shitty North Georgia town that nobody ever heard of. Congrats on that.

Awe, look at the little feller with the rustled jimmies.

#Bamafansarefakeandstupidandultrasensitive
 

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I just don't get the big deal. It's clear you're a bandwagon fan, otherwise you wouldn't be so defensive, why not just admit it and stop making yourself look more stupid and before(which is saying something).

You know how many college basketball games I have watched? 0. If UGA ever made a deep run in March Madness, you bet your ass, I'd bandwagon the hell out of it.
I was a fan and yelling Roll Tide long before the better part of you ended up a wet spot on somebodies truck seat. You seem more like an Auburn fan to me, this Bama envy you have is all consuming.
 

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I was a fan and yelling Roll Tide long before the better part of you ended up a wet spot on somebodies truck seat. You seem more like an Auburn fan to me, this Bama envy you have is all consuming.
Now you’re just piggybacking on another fake fan’s comments. Stop being stupid and fake.
 

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I just don't get the big deal. It's clear you're a bandwagon fan, otherwise you wouldn't be so defensive, why not just admit it and stop making yourself look more stupid and before(which is saying something).

You know how many college basketball games I have watched? 0. If UGA ever made a deep run in March Madness, you bet your ass, I'd bandwagon the hell out of it.


He's bandwagon 100%. And FYI, he'll never "stop making yourself look more stupid".
 

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Now you’re just piggybacking on another fake fan’s comments. Stop being stupid and fake.
Because your approach is so original. You follow in the footsteps of other envious fans before you son, you are not original in any way. Move along now, I am sure Georgia is having its preseason national title winner parade sometime today, right?
 

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Because your approach is so original. You follow in the footsteps of other envious fans before you son, you are not original in any way. Move along now, I am sure Georgia is having its preseason national title winner parade sometime today, right?
We’re also going for the Fuller Cup.

That whole post was a big cluster of cliches that stupid fake fans tend to use.
 

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We’re also going for the Fuller Cup.

That whole post was a big cluster of cliches that stupid fake fans tend to use.
Cliches that are rooted in some truth. If you were a real MUTT fan you could admit to this.
 

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Cliches that are rooted in some truth. If you were a real MUTT fan you could admit to this.
I’ve never shied away from UGA’s shortcomings.

But, you’re a stupid, fake fan that’s easy to see through
 

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I’ve never shied away from UGA’s many, many shortcomings.

But, you’re a stupid, fake fan that’s easy to see through
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Yawn....Georgia jizz spittle says what?
Did you mean spitter?

If I was gonna suck a dick, I wouldn’t half ass it. Get that far, might as well swallow.
 
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