Have you ever met a real Bama fan?

[TheLonestarDUCK]

You're friends with droider?

Didn’t think Droider was a SEC nutswinger. He is a front runner nutswinger.

 

[Wild Turkey]

The wife of one of my fellow Border Patrol Agents was a die-hard Crimson Tide fan, born and raised in Alabama. When her son turned 5 she had a birthday party at her house. She invited a fellow agent who had a 5 year old son who happened to be wearing an Auburn shirt. So, the Bama gal screamed, "YOU WILL NOT ENTER MY HOUSE WITH THAT SHIRT!" She covered the Auburn name and logo with masking tape.

Yup...a true Alabama fan.

Adult Alabama fans harassing children?

Yep - That’s how many of them roll.

 

[Wild Turkey]

If we are going to be honest, she's better looking than the girlfriends (and boyfriends) of 2/3 of the posters here. And, that's making a pretty big assumption that that many posters here have girlfriends.

Do you still have me on ignore? The people want to know.

 

[10HtownRebs]

With no QB this year... Dabo may knock Saban's desire to continue the fight..

If he don't get him this year he will end him next year for sure..

 

[Rolltide94]

You're confusing "Bama fan" stereotypes with Georgia fan stereotypes, but I guess that does go right with another "Bama fan" stereotype.

Tell that to someone that doesn't hunt hogs in South Georgia. Some of the fattest smelliest ugliest snaggle toothed sows I have ever seen...then we went hunting.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Tell that to someone that doesn't hunt hogs in South Georgia. Some of the fattest smelliest ugliest snaggle toothed sows I have ever seen...then we went hunting.

Sounds made up, just like your fanhood

 

[Bullitt08]

Adult Alabama fans harassing children?

Yep - That’s how many of them roll.

She probably was a member of the SPCA and was doing her part to protect farm animals.

 

[Rolltide94]

Adult Alabama fans harassing children?

Yep - That’s how many of them roll.

Little bastard came wearing gang colors...lucky he didn't get shanked.

 

[Wild Turkey]

She probably was a member of the SPCA and was doing her part to protect farm animals.

Little bastard came wearing gang colors...lucky he didn't get shanked.

Coping mechanisms to help them deal with the shame.

 

[Bullitt08]

Coping mechanisms to help them deal with the shame.

Wow really nice lady to help the poor child out. Plus it avoided the parents having to be put away for child abuse. Win all the way around.

 

[olympicoscar]

I've been to Fort Benning Georgia for Jump School. What a miserable environment. Humidity and biting bugs. You can keep that shit. I'll be cold for a few months.

The lifers told me that Ft. Polk was the worst.

 

[Bullitt08]

I mean, we see a lot of people who claim to be Bama fans, but prior to 2009, I don't remember ever seeing one, but I did know a lot of Florida fans(who have now become scarce).

Remember folks, any time a "Bama fan" starts to get uppity and tries to use "his/her team's" recent success as a way to feel superior, just remember that after Saban leaves, these absent minded followers will just aimlessly blow to the next big thing in the SEC, whatever team that may be.

Sure over 60 plus years have had the pleasure to meet and know literally hundreds of very good people who are Alabama fans. Being good people is the reason you have not seen any. Plus it feels good to have enjoyed 11 National Championships in my lifetime. I know Georgia and cow college fans aren't familiar with that concept so you may have to Google that term to understand what a CFB National Championship is.

In the meantime a little movie magic for you to enjoy

 

[Chewbaccer]

Sure over 60 plus years have had the pleasure to meet and know literally hundreds of very good people who are Alabama fans. Being good people is the reason you have not seen any. Plus it feels good to have enjoyed 11 National Championships in my lifetime. I know Georgia and cow college fans aren't familiar with that concept so you may have to Google that term to understand what a CFB National Championship is.

In the meantime a little movie magic for you to enjoy

You’re a bandwagon fan, we already knew that. No need to write a novel about it

 

[Bullitt08]

You’re a bandwagon fan, we already knew that. No need to write a novel about it

Class of '82. Wait you won't understand what that is.

So you will just have to follow your mascot's lead and try and lick your balls for entertainment.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Class of '82. Wait you won't understand what that is.

So you will just have to follow your mascot's lead and try and lick your balls for entertainment.

Is this a true story?

 

[Bullitt08]

Is this a true story?

That is what I have heard but considering the source who knows. But I believe it to be true.

 

[Chewbaccer]

That is what I have heard but considering the source who knows. But I believe it to be true.

I don’t know, you remind of of the “life long” Red Sox fan from Florida

 

[Bullitt08]

I don’t know, you remind of of the “life long” Red Sox fan from Florida

Did Ya'll hang out in dives together?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Did Ya'll hang out in dives together?

I don’t associate with people from Florida.

 

[Rolltide94]

With no QB this year... Dabo may knock Saban's desire to continue the fight..

If he don't get him this year he will end him next year for sure..

I don't know if you noticed, but Mac Jones ran with a 187 passer rating last year....A rating that had he done it for the year would have placed him 4th in the country, behind Tua, Joe Burrow and Jalen Hurts. Saban may have recruited a generational talent in Bryce Young, but if he sees the field this year, he'll earn it.

Saban will quit when he want to...if anything, you'd be better off wishing he won three in a row, because losing lights a fire under his ass.