Have you ever met a real Bama fan?

[IronJaw]

The wife of one of my fellow Border Patrol Agents was a die-hard Crimson Tide fan, born and raised in Alabama. When her son turned 5 she had a birthday party at her house. She invited a fellow agent who had a 5 year old son who happened to be wearing an Auburn shirt. So, the Bama gal screamed, "YOU WILL NOT ENTER MY HOUSE WITH THAT SHIRT!" She covered the Auburn name and logo with masking tape.

Yup...a true Alabama fan.

 

[Chewbaccer]

The lack of bathing and other social graces has probably made all this social distancing easier for Georgia fans.

You're confusing "Bama fan" stereotypes with Georgia fan stereotypes, but I guess that does go right with another "Bama fan" stereotype.

 

[Deep Creek]

The wife of one of my fellow Border Patrol Agents was a die-hard Crimson Tide fan, born and raised in Alabama. When her son turned 5 she had a birthday party at her house. She invited a fellow agent who had a 5 year old son who happened to be wearing an Auburn shirt. So, the Bama gal screamed, "YOU WILL NOT ENTER MY HOUSE WITH THAT SHIRT!" She covered the Auburn name and logo with masking tape.

Yup...a true Alabama fan.

to all the BP folks for what you do. I've gotten to know a lot of them very well from working 30 years at a school district that has a port of entry 1/2 mile from your campus.

 

[handicappers]

 

[Deep Creek]

 

[socaljim242]

Where is @4down20 when you need him.???

LOL. I've seen Bama play live more than he has. He's a notch above Wal Mart Bama fan.

 

[Wild Turkey]

I mean, we see a lot of people who claim to be Bama fans, but prior to 2009, I don't remember ever seeing one, but I did know a lot of Florida fans(who have now become scarce).

Remember folks, any time a "Bama fan" starts to get uppity and tries to use "his/her team's" recent success as a way to feel superior, just remember that after Saban leaves, these absent minded followers will just aimlessly blow to the next big thing in the SEC, whatever team that may be.

This is the only time I ever been envious of you.

 

[blazer prophet]

Not to mention UCF fans.

 

[blazer prophet]

One of my friends is the type to love teams going good and then when they fall he's off to the next hot team. Annoying as hell.

 

[The Oldtimer]

I mean, we see a lot of people who claim to be Bama fans, but prior to 2009, I don't remember ever seeing one, but I did know a lot of Florida fans(who have now become scarce).

Remember folks, any time a "Bama fan" starts to get uppity and tries to use "his/her team's" recent success as a way to feel superior, just remember that after Saban leaves, these absent minded followers will just aimlessly blow to the next big thing in the SEC, whatever team that may be.

I don't believe I have ever met a real Bama fan, everyone I have ever met had a full set of teeth.

 

[socaljim242]

I don't believe I have ever met a real Bama fan, everyone I have ever met had a full set of teeth.

I went to the USC Alabama stompfest at Jerry world a few years back. About two or three hours before the game we showed up (me and my buddy) for the pre game festivities out in front of the stadium. It was so fucking hot and humid that most people were just hanging in the shade drinking. I wanted to watch some games that were going on and went to where the big screens were . They had tables set up for your drinks bar height and you would stand. I saw a cute blonde girl in Bama gear standing at a table by herself. Another table had about four Young guys who were Bama fans. I walked over to the girl and started to chit chat. Turns out she was from simi valley California and was with some other girls but they had no interest in watching other games especially standing out in the sun. My buddy was overheating so he was hanging in the shade . I could tell the young guys liked her but were too shy to do anything. I chatted , watched games and drank with her for almost an hour. I then signaled for one of the Bama guys to come over pretending I needed to ask them a question. I got them all talking and left them. lol. Hopefully one of them asked her out. She was a stunner.

 

[The Oldtimer]

I went to the USC Alabama stompfest at Jerry world a few years back. About two or three hours before the game we showed up (me and my buddy) for the pre game festivities out in front of the stadium. It was so fucking hot and humid that most people were just hanging in the shade drinking. I wanted to watch some games that were going on and went to where the big screens were . They had tables set up for your drinks bar height and you would stand. I saw a cute blonde girl in Bama gear standing at a table by herself. Another table had about four Young guys who were Bama fans. I walked over to the girl and started to chit chat. Turns out she was from simi valley California and was with some other girls but they had no interest in watching other games especially standing out in the sun. My buddy was overheating so he was hanging in the shade . I could tell the young guys liked her but were too shy to do anything. I chatted , watched games and drank with her for almost an hour. I then signaled for one of the Bama guys to come over pretending I needed to ask them a question. I got them all talking and left them. lol. Hopefully one of them asked her out. She was a stunner.

Great story.

 

[LawDawg]

If we are going to be honest, she's better looking than the girlfriends (and boyfriends) of 2/3 of the posters here. And, that's making a pretty big assumption that that many posters here have girlfriends.

 

[ralphiewvu]

If we are going to be honest, she's better looking than the girlfriends (and boyfriends) of 2/3 of the posters here. And, that's making a pretty big assumption that that many posters here have girlfriends.

Not Fred’s.......

 

[CorpRebel]

If we are going to be honest, she's better looking than the girlfriends (and boyfriends) of 2/3 of the posters here. And, that's making a pretty big assumption that that many posters here have girlfriends.

Yeah, maybe, but personally... I just can't go there. I'd rather "FAP" than go the "fold, pick a fold" route. AND I don't do the "beer goggles" thing either.

But whatever floats one's boat! Coach Leach surely has an opinion on this subject. heh heh

 

[batchaps4me]

Yeah, maybe, but personally... I just can't go there. I'd rather "FAP" than go the "fold, pick a fold" route. AND I don't do the "beer goggles" thing either.

But whatever floats one's boat! Coach Leach surely has an opinion on this subject. heh heh

As I told my son, "The worst I ever had was wonderful. There will come a day that you will regret passing on any of it."

 

[The Oldtimer]

As I told my son, "The worst I ever had was wonderful. There will come a day that you will regret passing on any of it."

Good advice.

 

[olympicoscar]

I met two in the army. Seems they were more interested in showing me pictures of themselves wearing Klan outfits. Oh well, different times, different places.

 

[Angry red]

I've been to Fort Benning Georgia for Jump School. What a miserable environment. Humidity and biting bugs. You can keep that shit. I'll be cold for a few months.

 

[RobToxin]

I know 3 Bama fans. None went to school there or are from there. However one of them likes 14 teams, can you guess which 14?

You're friends with droider?