HAPPY FESTIVUS BITCHES

[TheDayMan]

It's go time!!

It's Seinfeld... I like the show minus the main character..

 

[OregonDucks]

It's Seinfeld... I like the show minus the main character..

You're a giant shit

 

[Moab]

But we didn't lose that 2012 Rose Bowl.

How many moral victories are you going to claim in this thread???

 

[TheDayMan]

You're a giant shit

Eat dicks.

 

[Moab]

Eat dicks.

That's a great day to him.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Answer: 2004 USC 11-0 Pete Carroll

Question: When was the last time the Pac-12 won a Football National Title.

2003 USC 11-1 Pete Carroll

If your not counting the one removed as per the sanctions

 

[NU_FTW]

2003 USC 11-1 Pete Carroll

If your not counting the one removed as per the sanctions

My bad, but still proves my point. I should have known better but completely slipped my mind.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

@KingKoopa008 You are a nutless homo.

Im out.

Good for you. That's your decision.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[NU_FTW]

Good for you. That's your decision.

Spoiler

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Ha i see what you did there, clever one arent ya.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

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My bad, but still proves my point. I should have known better but completely slipped my mind.

Thats alright.For the first time since the Carroll era.I like the direction the SC coaches have the program moving. They may very well have found their QB in Darnold. Browne already transferred to Pitt. Depending on how the Rose Bowl goes. And the decisions of Adoree and Juju. Both will not decide whether to declare or stay until after the bowl game. SC may be rising in the PAC again. On the bright side they did get J5 star CB ack Jones playing time this year.,And they loaded up at wr recruiting last year. Time will tell tho

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Just so you all know...
I've made a generous donation today in all your names on behalf of tHoop to the Human Fund.

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[NU_FTW]

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Thats alright.For the first time since the Carroll era.I like the direction the SC coaches have the program moving. They may very well have found their QB in Darnold. Browne already transferred to Pitt. Depending on how the Rose Bowl goes. And the decisions of Adoree and Juju. Both will not decide whether to declare or stay until after the bowl game. SC may be rising in the PAC again. On the bright side they did get J5 star CB ack Jones playing time this year.,And they loaded up at wr recruiting last year. Time will tell tho

Yea i would say USC is close. Lets hope they dont turn into a 10 win team with never getting more. That shit gets annoying.

 

[SUBuddha]

Well this shit has built up all year, and I took the day of to drink and prep for festivus, so fuck you bitches:

1. Notre Dame Fans- Quit claiming your school is an academic equal to Stanford.
2. U$C Fans- Your grad rates are inflated due to spring admissions for athletes. (They count on the next year"s GSR)
3. UW Fans- You kicked Stanford's ass this year, but Ty Willingham was the best thing to happen to your academics for football players.
4. UCLA Fans- Keep Mora around a year longer, I like seeing Shaw kick his ass, and, that was targeting by your DB on Owuso.
   
5. Alabama Fans- You have a good GSR but majoring in not sleeping with your sister should not be a degree path.
6. Arizona Fans- I teach there, I will say this, your team has about much chance of going to a bowl next year as a Lute Olson player had of graduating without undue influence from the AD (other than Gene Edgerson, that kid was dope in class).
7. Arizona State Fans- Tell that bitch ass owner from BRC to quit using skanky hoes from the clubs and go back to what made him rich, ASU undergrads with no academic future.
   
8. WSU Fans- Your claim to fame is beating Stanford this year, and drinking the rest of the conference under the table, send me some fucking Cougar Gold before I lose my shit.
   
9. Cal Fans- You just plain suck, and so does your team.
10. Colorado Fans- Enjoy being back in '91, it wont last.
    
11. Utah Fans- Fuck you for me not being able to buy good booze there on my way to fish on the Green River (seriously, I have to go into Wyoming to get booze before I get to the camp).
12. Oregon Fans- Never mind, this year was punishment enough.
13. Oregon State Fans- Fuck you for, um, well hell I kinda like your team, but your coach did say Wisc. was tough to coach due to admissions, so fuck you for lack admissions standards.
    
14. Fuck David Pollack in the ass for being an E$ecPN homer every time he calls a PAC game.
    
15. Fuck Pete Carrol for leaving U$C to coach my favorite pro team (season tickets from '76-'89). Do you have any idea how hard it is to root for the Hawks when they are coached by a former ToeJam as a Stanford fan????

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Yea i would say USC is close. Lets hope they dont turn into a 10 win team with never getting more. That shit gets annoying.

I think a lot of that had to do with coaching. Helton is much more of an adult .Than the previous coaches.And the players respect him.Every turn over they bypass the officials and bring Helton the ball. Their way of saying we got the ball back for you coach. Pendergast and Martin have been major upgrades as coordinators. Like you said hopefully they can be consistent now

 

[Moab]

Well this shit has built up all year, and I took the day of to drink and prep for festivus, so fuck you bitches:

1. Utah Fans- Fuck you for me not being able to buy good booze there on my way to fish on the Green River (seriously, I have to go into Wyoming to get booze before I get to the camp).

You teach at a University and aren't intelligent enough to buy the booze before you get to Utah...wow

 

[SUBuddha]

I am a firm believer that that should not be needed. Fucking dry counties in so many states. Don't those religious folks know that the rest of us drink, and hence, pay taxes?

 

[TigerBait1971]

Playoffs are gay.

Bring back the BCS

 

[fredmccallyRTR]

I am a firm believer that that should not be needed. Fucking dry counties in so many states. Don't those religious folks know that the rest of us drink, and hence, pay taxes?

Having got Mormon girls extremely intoxicated before, I'll say this; Those guys there have to be extremely careful.

 

[Moab]

Time for feats of strength.... I'll be lifting 12oz at a time...and the tare weight will be an empty bottle

 

[jjc2009]

If I had to air all my grievances on ND football this site would crash. So I'll just skip to the feats of strength.