HAPPY FESTIVUS BITCHES

[NU_FTW]

DEAR NEBRASKA,

Bla bla bla, You have won multiple nattys and Oregon hasnt. Bla bla bla, Pac-12 has been down since Pete Carol Left, and we relished in mediocrity. Bla bla bla, so jealous, bla bla bla

 

[NU_FTW]

Answer: 2004 USC 11-0 Pete Carroll

Question: When was the last time the Pac-12 won a Football National Title.

 

[NU_FTW]

Fuck the pac 12 playing games at 10 o'clock at night!

 

[OregonDucks]

We won a national title 20 years ago!!! Look at us! We are still relevant! 20 years ago guys we won a national title, Oh it was shared with Michigan? OK! But look at us! QUOTE]

Fify

 

[RobBase]

Not sure if this counts but why are all liberal women so hideous? Just once I'd like to be surprised pulling up next to a car with an "I'm with her" bumper sticker, and not find a mutant driving it.

 

[NU_FTW]

Fify

Pretty sure Michigan didnt get the crystal ball.

 

[OregonDucks]

Pretty sure Michigan didnt get the crystal ball.

Do you mind finding a digital photo of those? The polaroid makes it difficult to see the years.

 

[Brasky]

Do you mind finding a digital photo of those? The polaroid makes it difficult to see the years.

 

[Brasky]

Worst offensive line to ever make it to a title game.

 

[tnapucco]

Dear all you other guise,

Some of you are cool. Some of you are not. You guise that are not need to get your shit together. You guise what is just keep doing you. You're beautiful.

Happy Fucking Festivus to Every Motherfucker.

 

[TheDayMan]

I got a new one.

People who do nothing but bitch all year long anyway taking up space to air grievances in the Festivus thread. They're douchebags.

 

[B_dub]

Well... let's keep this going...

Seinfeld was overrated, Festivus is the best thing to come from it.

The B1G is overrated. How hard is it to have a top 10 defense when there's like 2 QBs in your conference who would start if they played for a team in any other conference?

Fuck USC.

Fuck Oregon.

Fuck you, especially if you're on my shit list.

 

[TheDayMan]

 

[TheReal_NU]

Do you mind finding a digital photo of those? The polaroid makes it difficult to see the years.

Ok. So every now and then, you hit one out of the park OD.

My wife's in the kitchen (making me a sammie) right now, and she had to ask me what I was laughing so hard about.

 

[WizardHawk]

Not nearly enough melt downs and manifestos this year. Am I right @trojanfan12 ?

I'd love to say something negative about Oregon and their fans, but truth be told the fact some of their fans are still classless idiots that didn't learn an ounce of humility after their team went back to the toilet from where they were born just makes rubbing their noses in it much more satisfying so why would I want that to change?

 

[Moab]

DEAR NEBRASKA,

Your conference is ruled by Ohio State, then Michigan. Followed by Penn State when they want to be good and Wisconsin. Below those guys is Iowa, then here you come, Nebraska.

You guys are stranded in the far West part of the B1G. Believe it or not, the future is more bright for teams like Rutgers or Maryland given their location and being in the B1G. Although they are both in the more difficult division of the B1G East, they will get more talented players due to their location and how close it is for them to recruit those players.

Nebraska on the other hand, you guys have seen this before, after all you were in the Big 12 North. One of the weaker divisions in conferences. You'd think a program as historic and powerful as Nebraska would be able to win that division with ease, going to the Big 12 title game on an annual basis, similar to you'd think they'd win the B1G West. But guess what, Nebraska got ruled out by the likes of Kansas State, Colorado, and Missouri in the Big 12 North, and never ever getting over the powers of Texas, Oklahoma and the other Big 12 south programs.

But don't worry Nebraska fans, thanks to your dedication and loyalty that you are so proud of, us college football fans will never ever forget the great 1990's. Twenty something years ago, you had one hell of a college football program. Congratulations.

Happy Festivus.

So explain to us how sad it is that Oregon lost to Nebraska...Jesus, you should be embarrassed enough to never bring shit like this up...

 

[B_dub]

It's go time!!

 

[OregonDucks]

So explain to us how sad it is that Oregon lost to Nebraska...Jesus, you should be embarrassed enough to never bring shit like this up...

Yet you watch that game and Oregon should have won. The coach who decided to go for 2 every effin time was fired.

 

[Moab]

Yet you watch that game and Oregon should have won. The coach who decided to go for 2 every effin time was fired.

You lost you dumb fucker...

 

[OregonDucks]

You lost you dumb fucker...

But we didn't lose that 2012 Rose Bowl.