Guy starts GoFundMe account to buy Lions for 1 billion.

[RobBase]

Fed up Detroit Lions fan starts GoFundMe page to buy the team

I'm kinda pissed I didn't think of this.

 

[Thruthefog]

I would contribute for certain 'considerations'.

 

[TBBishop]

You'd have to be an absolute fucking imbecile to donate to this. Guy has over $1000, every donator more stupid than the last. I would love nothing more than to be in the room when this numb nuts petitions the NFL to buy a franchise with gofundme money. That would be side-splitting funny.

 

[gandydancer]

I would contribute for certain 'considerations'.

Does it involve five minutes alone with Martha before y'all sign the papers?

 

[broncosmitty]

Fed up Detroit Lions fan starts GoFundMe page to buy the team

I'm kinda pissed I didn't think of this.

If everyone in the US gives just three dollars..

 

[Rollingthndr]

I would contribute for certain 'considerations'.

Fuckin Martha?

 

[gandydancer]

If everyone in the US gives just three dollars..

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Have to open it US wide, hell there isn't enough people left in Detroit.

 

[DetroitFan*]

You'd have to be an absolute fucking imbecile to donate to this. Guy has over $1000, every donator more stupid than the last. I would love nothing more than to be in the room when this numb nuts petitions the NFL to buy a franchise with gofundme money. That would be side-splitting funny.

Well, he said the money would go to charity if he does not end up with ownership, so it's not all bad. But this was just fucking hilarious to say the least.

 

[Thruthefog]

Does it involve five minutes alone with Martha before y'all sign the papers?

Fuckin Martha?

You guys should show a little more respect for that old bag.

 

[gandydancer]

You guys should show a little more respect for that old bag.

Okay fine, I will give you ten minutes.

 

[VulturesRule]

Fuckin Martha?

You guys should show a little more respect for that old bag.

Okay fine, I will give you ten minutes.

And to think, after seven minutes Martha would probably fire up a L&M and start humming "Is That All There Is?"

 

[Lions=TeHsUcKs]

Okay fine, I will give you ten minutes.

He only requires 2 minutes with her.

 

[gandydancer]

He only requires 2 minutes with her.

He would give her the best two minutes of her life. Which that would require four minutes to recover while loading a few bowls and then four minutes of cuddling cause Martha is a romantic and he'd be a gentleman.

 

[Rollingthndr]

He only requires 2 minutes with her.

I would only need two minutes with Martha myself.... That's if she took her dentures out.

 

[DetroitFan*]

I would only need two minutes with Martha myself.... That's if she took her dentures out.

I don't think she would remember to...

 

[Rollingthndr]

I don't think she would remember to...

Guess I would have to take them out myself...

Gummer or bust!!!

 

[Thruthefog]

What the fuck did I start?

 

[DetroitFan*]

What the fuck did I start?

We all ask ourselves that when we get out of bed in the morning... or afternoon.

 

[Thruthefog]

We all ask ourselves that when we get out of bed in the morning... or afternoon.

Or the early morning... then again in the late morning.

 

[broncosmitty]

Must be nice to get out of a bed..... No matter what time it is.