Getting to know your fellow SportsHoopla posters

[LPinSLC]

Get in line, I have over a 100 little kids i drive to school everyday and they have parents that want to talk to me.....The Funny thing is I have bosses and a life and a family, I'm not short of people wanting to talk to me....That's what the weekends are for, to take the phone off the hook and catch up on sports.

I can bench a short bus

 

[gvsulaker82]

I can bench a short bus

I benched a bus boy once.

 

[LPinSLC]

Yes, we watch the games together, you?

My Ol lady started watching with me last year. I think she was as excited as I was when it started back up.

 

[gvsulaker82]

I just had a premonition. Tpaul is crouched at his keyboard waiting for me to say some perceived slight on here about the lions so he can write a long winded rant directed toward me in angry font.

 

[gvsulaker82]

My Ol lady started watching with me last year. I think she was as excited as I was when it started back up.

Nice man, theres nothing better than watching games with the family. How do you watch being from utah?

 

[LPinSLC]

I just had a premonition. Tpaul is crouched at his keyboard waiting for me to say some perceived slight on here about the lions so he can write a long winded rant directed toward me in angry font.

6th sense? You see angry people?

 

[broncosmitty]

I can bench a short bus

I had a cat named Short Bus. Bounced like a rabbit, meow'd like a baby bird, didn't have a tail, had Spina Bifida, shit charcoal briquettes on the hour, e'ry hour. Never got bigger than a three month kitten. Made it almost six years, that little fucked up feline.

Never did bench press her though.

(Called her Buns when people were over, didn't want anyone thinking I was an asshole or anything.)

 

[gvsulaker82]

You bring lip at me again muzzer and I will pm kreton to go realist on your ass.

 

[gvsulaker82]

I had a cat named Short Bus. Bounced like a rabbit, meow'd like a baby bird, didn't have a tail, had Spina Bifida, shit charcoal briquettes on the hour, e'ry hour. Never got bigger than a three month kitten. Made it almost six years, that little fucked up feline.

Never did bench press though.

(Called her Buns when people were over, didn't want anyone thinking I was an asshole or anything.)

Dude, you are smoking again! I did not know cats could get the bifida.

 

[LPinSLC]

Nice man, theres nothing better than watching games with the family. How do you watch being from utah?

Usually at the bar. I'll live stream the games if my older kids aren't home to keep an eye on the young ones.

 

[gvsulaker82]

6th sense? You see angry people?

I believe tpaul said he was a roundish non aggressive 28 year old. So yes I have a sense for that type.

 

[gvsulaker82]

Smitty its ok man, you can pm me about how much of a raging dildo LP is, I wont post your private messages for him to see. Pinky swear.

 

[gvsulaker82]

Usually at the bar. I'll live stream the games if my older kids aren't home to keep an eye on the young ones.

Oh excellent. I dont pay for cable so sometimes when the weather is bad fox wont come in, so we will watch the next day with nfl rewind.

 

[LPinSLC]

Smitty its ok man, you can pm me about how much of a raging dildo LP is, I wont post your private messages for him to see. Pinky swear.

Smitty you fucker! I'm an average dildo at best.

 

[broncosmitty]

Dude, you are smoking again! I did not know cats could get the bifida.

I blame/thank 68.

Yeah, her momma(MaoMao's sister) got knocked up by the neighborhood stud. He was Manx. Decent odds of Spina Bifida with Manx, I guess. The other three kittens didn't have it. One normal tail, one short tail and one with a stub. (Mr. Nubbins, he resides with my cousin these days.)

Had to hold her momma down to feed her. Damn cat didn't want anything to do her special needs kid. That slut.

 

[broncosmitty]

Smitty its ok man, you can pm me about how much of a raging dildo LP is, I wont post your private messages for him to see. Pinky swear.

You never have in the past.

Feel free to share the dick pics though.

 

[gvsulaker82]

I blame/thank 68.

Yeah, her momma(MaoMao's sister) got knocked up by the neighborhood stud. He was Manx. Decent odds of Spina Bifida with Manx, I guess. The other three kittens didn't have it. One normal tail, one short tail and one with a stub. (Mr. Nubbins, he resides with my cousin these days.)

Had to hold her momma down to feed her. Damn cat didn't want anything to do her special needs kid. That slut.

Ah duuuuuude. You change her diaper and everything? I spent years working with special needs people, I may be in line for an occupational change. GVSULAKER82- handicapped cat specialist. If I cant make that kitty purr you will get your money back guaranteed,

Isnt 68 almost 100, how does that dude get out of bed without soiling himself, much less toke the good stuff. Btw, I nailed your writing style!

 

[LPinSLC]

Dick pics are in the future? Never saw that Coming.

 

[gvsulaker82]

You never have in the past.

Feel free to share the dick pics though.

D'ya really wanna go viral? The board would swell with tha footage.

 

[gandydancer]

Nothing wrong with good food. I could probably take you in professional cock fighting though.

I am the bomb on the ameteur circuit though.