GDT: Utah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves

[nuraman00]

Kanter's nickname is now Can Kan. With a 'C' in honor of your dislike for alliterations. Compromise.

This is too much.

Even Clintonite33 will go weeks in between alliterations sent to me, as to not be overbearing. (He also naturally likes alliteration and rhymes.)

 

[powerchord86]

Do you play guitar?

I do. Well not as much anymore. Started playing when I was in 8th grade and then played in bands for about 10 years after I graduated HS. Then I figured it was time to be a grown up since nothing was really taking off. It's a hard biz to make it in. Especially when you play metal.

 

[powerchord86]

Nice chatting. Gotta get the hell outta work now!

 

[MHSL82]

This is too much.

Even Clintonite33 will go weeks in between alliterations sent to me, as to not be overbearing. (He also naturally likes alliteration and rhymes.)

Hey, you accusing me of not naturally liking alliterations and rhymes? And it has been weeks, I just saved them up until now.

When we talk about Kanter, it's Kanter Banter.

Kanter's favorite animal is a panther, but his beanie baby is a Kanter Koala.

Kanter's favorite philosopher is Kant. Kant's favorite philosopher is Kanter.

Kanter's favorite bad guy is the Green Lantern, but his weakness is Kanter Kryptonite.

His favorite band is Krispy Kreme, though he wishes the name was Kanter Kreme because it sounds dirty.

Kanter likes dirty. Sexual Favors is his friend.

When drinking wine, he uses his throat as a decanter.

Kanter is a ranter, he'll go on tirades for hours at a time.

Despite your distaste for Can Kanter, he thinks he is a dancer.

 

[nuraman00]

So Adolescent Crescent is out, too? Ahh, shucks.

He's not your kid and you're not my father! You can't tell me what to call him. I with call him Tater Tot Nader Not from now on. He hates Ralph Nader. Or so is assumed for no good reason but to rhyme and alliterate.

What if I were your cross-dressing cat?

 

[MHSL82]

What if I were your cross-dressing cat?

Dog, you mean. I'll never own a cat. Then again, I'd never own you either. Even if you were a dog.