GDT: Utah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves

[MHSL82]

I'll be here today as my parents are celebrating Valentine's Day a day early. I don't go over everyday, but it seems to be often enough that I can't post here often on game day threads. I'm having lasagna my wife made for me before she left. Frozen, not moldy.

With my luck, you two will be busy today. I'll try to fill in for you, but I am not good with imitations... Though, typed impressions are easier than spoken or visual. Especially since I've never heard either of you speak. I could only make an educated but wrong guess for Nuraman and a wild guess for Sackataters. I've always wondered what potatoes would sound like if they could talk. I now know how they sound when they type, and at least this one is a Jazz fan with children be bred for Jazzdom.

 

[MHSL82]

I don't like the All-Star break when none of the Jazz are playing... yes, I know the Dunk Contest with Evans. Frankly, I'd rather see a game or two more. But this is good rest for Hayward without missing games. And others.

 

[MHSL82]

If Hot Rod were still calling the game, we could have a shot game where we take one every time we hear the word "pesky."

 

[nuraman00]

I won't be here.

 

[nuraman00]

I'll be here today as my parents are celebrating Valentine's Day a day early. I don't go over everyday, but it seems to be often enough that I can't post here often on game day threads. I'm having lasagna my wife made for me before she left. Frozen, not moldy.

With my luck, you two will be busy today. I'll try to fill in for you, but I am not good with imitations... Though, typed impressions are easier than spoken or visual. Especially since I've never heard either of you speak. I could only make an educated but wrong guess for Nuraman and a wild guess for Sackataters. I've always wondered what potatoes would sound like if they could talk. I now know how they sound when they type, and at least this one is a Jazz fan with children be bred for Jazzdom.

How do you know what they sound like when they type? Did you bug Sackataters' place?

 

[MHSL82]

Great start for Jefferson - a jumper, block, layup, and defensive rebound, consecutive plays.

 

[MHSL82]

How do you know what they sound like when they type? Did you bug Sackataters' place?

Yeah, it sounds like tip-tap-tippity-tap. You couldn't tell, if you didn't know whether he was tap dancing or typing.

 

[MHSL82]

Great start for Jefferson - a jumper, block, layup, and defensive rebound, consecutive plays.

Just as I said that, Jefferson makes a dumb pass for a turnover.

 

[MHSL82]

I wonder if Al Jefferson feels the same as Boozer felt a few games ago since he's back in his last locker-room. But he's done that more often as we play western conference teams twice as often.

 

[MHSL82]

Foye's cold, neither of his first two shots were close.

 

[MHSL82]

Milsap is off and on today, scoring, missing, rebounding, missing, getting the offensive rebound, scoring.

 

[MHSL82]

Great steal and then prevention of a Tinsley turnover. Of course, Tinsley then goes to throw it away, with a questionable no call. Still a bad pass though.

 

[MHSL82]

8 rebounds in first 5 minutes.

 

[MHSL82]

Kanter pokes away a lot of passes and dribbles. If he could steal on half of those, it'd be great - but disruption helps, so long as he doesn't get ticky-0tack reach in fouls.

 

[MHSL82]

Two blocks by Favors there. I find it ironic that Sexual Favors is (cock) blocking so much.

 

[MHSL82]

20-10.

Damn the back-to-back curse! We can beat this!

 

[MHSL82]

I don't think Carrol was fouled there. Oh well, I'll take the free-throw as pre-payment for a bad call later.

 

[MHSL82]

27 total points for the first quarter. 17-10. That's bad (understatement of the night).

 

[MHSL82]

I don't think Carrol was fouled there. Oh well, I'll take the free-throw as pre-payment for a bad call later.

Told you. Called Kanter for a travel when he kept one foot on the floor, would've been blocked anyway.

 

[MHSL82]

20-20 - Kanter is the player of the game so far. Other than Milsap, of course. For the Jazz, I mean. Derrick Williams for the Twolves, perhaps for the game. 5 points, 9 rebounds. Best bench player for the game is Kanter, though. Man, I'm a smooth poster.