GDT (67) - 3/10 Sharks at Coyotes - 5:00PM

[Cmon_WTF]

Maybe the Sharks need this guys as a coach...

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[shrksfn9192]

Jamie Baker (@Bakes_Jamie13) on Twitter

 

[MrChangoT97]

WIN the game PLEASE!

:horn: Let's Go Sharks!!!!!!!

 

[Slimpikins]

Have to beat division opponents if you want to take the 3 spot. Come on Sharks let's kick the shit out of the Coyotes.

LET'S GO SHARKS!!!

 

[MrChangoT97]

Time for Sharks Hockey!

Get up
Fuck Phoenix! :boxing:

 

[naes666]

Time for Sharks Hockey!

Get up
Fuck Phoenix! :boxing:

that guy is on St Louis...that is why they are so good!

 

[naes666]

:hdn:

come on you sheep fuckers!

or is SJ the sheep and the rest of the league the blue guy???

 

[shrksfn9192]

:hdn:

come on you sheep fuckers!

or is SJ the sheep and the rest of the league the blue guy???

Still up for debate.

 

[shrksfn9192]

1st Period Summary
Time Team Detail
0:00 Phoenix Start of 1st period
0:00 Phoenix Daymond Langkow won faceoff against Logan Couture in neutral zone
0:33 Phoenix Takeaway by Raffi Torres in offensive zone
0:39 Phoenix Adrian Aucoin shot blocked by Brent Burns
0:44 Phoenix Daymond Langkow credited with hit on Ryane Clowe in offensive zone
0:59 San Jose Douglas Murray credited with hit on Ray Whitney in defensive zone
1:41 San Jose Shot on goal by Joe Thornton saved by Mike Smith(Slapshot 57 ft)
1:50 San Jose Shot on goal by Patrick Marleau saved by Mike Smith(Wristshot 25 ft)
1:58 San Jose Shot on goal by Joe Pavelski saved by Mike Smith(Wrap-around 9 ft)
2:05 San Jose Shot on goal by Dan Boyle saved by Mike Smith(Wristshot 12 ft)
2:35 Phoenix Antoine Vermette shot blocked by Colin White
2:47 Phoenix Stoppage - Icing
2:47 San Jose Torrey Mitchell won faceoff against Antoine Vermette in defensive zone
2:51 Phoenix Taylor Pyatt credited with hit on Jason Demers in offensive zone
2:53 Phoenix Taylor Pyatt credited with hit on Colin White in offensive zone
3:02 San Jose Shot on goal by Daniel Winnik saved by Mike Smith(Backhand 11 ft)
3:09 San Jose Takeaway by T.J. Galiardi in neutral zone
3:13 San Jose Dominic Moore shot blocked by Michael Stone
3:21 San Jose Shot on goal by Daniel Winnik saved by Mike Smith(Wristshot 30 ft)
3:26 San Jose Colin White credited with hit on Lauri Korpikoski in offensive zone
3:36 Phoenix Stoppage - Icing
3:36 Phoenix Antoine Vermette won faceoff against Joe Pavelski in defensive zone
4:19 Phoenix Shane Doan shot blocked by Marc-Edouard Vlasic
4:33 San Jose Shot missed by Patrick Marleau, Wide of Net(Wristshot 39 ft)
4:35 Phoenix Shane Doan credited with hit on T.J. Galiardi in defensive zone
4:56 Phoenix Mikkel Boedker credited with hit on Colin White in offensive zone
5:04 Phoenix Shot on goal by Keith Yandle saved by Antti Niemi(Wristshot 53 ft)
5:18 Phoenix Gilbert Brule credited with hit on Andrew Desjardins in defensive zone
5:33 San Jose Tommy Wingels credited with hit on Adrian Aucoin in offensive zone
5:38 Phoenix Stoppage - Icing
5:38 Phoenix Gilbert Brule won faceoff against Joe Thornton in defensive zone
6:09 Phoenix Shot on goal by Boyd Gordon saved by Antti Niemi(Wristshot 49 ft)
6:22 San Jose Takeaway by Marc-Edouard Vlasic in defensive zone
6:29 San Jose Shot on goal by Marc-Edouard Vlasic saved by Mike Smith(Tip-In 19 ft)
6:41 Phoenix Shot on goal by Radim Vrbata saved by Antti Niemi(Wristshot 71 ft)
6:45 Phoenix Antoine Vermette credited with hit on Marc-Edouard Vlasic in offensive zone
7:11 Phoenix Shot on goal by Taylor Pyatt saved by Antti Niemi(Wristshot 41 ft)
7:14 San Jose Jason Demers credited with hit on Taylor Pyatt in defensive zone
7:20 San Jose Shot on goal by Jason Demers saved by Mike Smith(Wristshot 44 ft)
7:24 Phoenix Rostislav Klesla shot blocked by Jason Demers
7:29 San Jose Shot missed by Torrey Mitchell, Wide of Net(Backhand 20 ft)
7:38 Phoenix Shot on goal by Shane Doan saved by Antti Niemi(Wristshot 17 ft)
7:39 Phoenix Shot on goal by Raffi Torres saved by Antti Niemi(Backhand 11 ft)
7:40 Phoenix Stoppage - Goalie Stopped; TV timeout
7:40 San Jose Michal Handzus won faceoff against Gilbert Brule in defensive zone
7:49 Phoenix Stoppage - Icing
7:49 San Jose Andrew Desjardins won faceoff against Boyd Gordon in defensive zone
8:06 Phoenix Shot on goal by Radim Vrbata saved by Antti Niemi(Wristshot 42 ft)
8:21 San Jose Shot on goal by Joe Thornton saved by Mike Smith(Wristshot 37 ft)
8:49 Phoenix Lauri Korpikoski credited with hit on Tommy Wingels in defensive zone
8:56 San Jose Marc-Edouard Vlasic shot blocked by Antoine Vermette
9:04 San Jose Tommy Wingels credited with hit on Oliver Ekman-Larsson in offensive zone
9:09 Phoenix Stoppage - Icing
9:09 Phoenix Antoine Vermette won faceoff against Torrey Mitchell in defensive zone
9:38 San Jose Jason Demers credited with hit on Shane Doan in defensive zone
9:58 San Jose Shot missed by Brent Burns, Wide of Net(Slapshot 56 ft)
10:03 San Jose Douglas Murray shot blocked by Rostislav Klesla
10:27 San Jose Brent Burns shot blocked by Michael Stone
10:37 Phoenix Mikkel Boedker credited with hit on Brent Burns in offensive zone
11:22 San Jose Dan Boyle credited with hit on Boyd Gordon in defensive zone
11:52 San Jose Shot on goal by Ryane Clowe saved by Mike Smith(Slapshot 49 ft)
12:12 Phoenix Antoine Vermette credited with hit on Logan Couture in offensive zone
12:28 Phoenix Shot on goal by Keith Yandle saved by Antti Niemi(Slapshot 84 ft)
12:29 Phoenix Stoppage - Goalie Stopped; TV timeout
12:29 Phoenix Daymond Langkow won faceoff against Torrey Mitchell in offensive zone
13:31 San Jose Shot missed by Colin White, Wide of Net(Wristshot 58 ft)
14:07 Phoenix Stoppage - Puck in Crowd; TV timeout
14:07 Phoenix Antoine Vermette won faceoff against Joe Thornton in neutral zone
14:34 Phoenix Antoine Vermette credited with hit on Marc-Edouard Vlasic in offensive zone
14:46 Phoenix Shot on goal by Oliver Ekman-Larsson saved by Antti Niemi(Wristshot 52 ft)
14:47 Phoenix Stoppage - Goalie Stopped
14:47 San Jose Logan Couture won faceoff against Daymond Langkow in defensive zone
15:04 San Jose Tommy Wingels credited with hit on Shane Doan in offensive zone
15:26 Phoenix Adrian Aucoin shot blocked by Logan Couture
15:40 San Jose Torrey Mitchell shot blocked by Rostislav Klesla
15:48 Phoenix Adrian Aucoin credited with hit on Daniel Winnik in defensive zone
15:51 San Jose Colin White shot blocked by Gilbert Brule
16:07 San Jose Daniel Winnik credited with hit on Gilbert Brule in offensive zone
16:08 Phoenix penalty to Mike Smith 2 minutes for Delaying Game-Ill. play goalie(served by Mikkel Boedker)
16:08 Phoenix Shorthanded - Boyd Gordon won faceoff against Joe Thornton in defensive zone
16:29 San Jose Power play - Shot on goal by Dan Boyle saved by Mike Smith(Slapshot 59 ft)
16:30 Phoenix Stoppage - Goalie Stopped
16:30 San Jose Power play - Joe Thornton won faceoff against Boyd Gordon in offensive zone
16:36 San Jose Power play - Joe Pavelski shot blocked by Boyd Gordon
16:41 San Jose Power play - Dan Boyle shot blocked by Michal Rozsival
16:46 San Jose Power play - Shot on goal by Patrick Marleau saved by Mike Smith(Wristshot 45 ft)
16:47 Phoenix Stoppage - Goalie Stopped
16:47 San Jose Power play - Dominic Moore won faceoff against Daymond Langkow in offensive zone
16:59 San Jose Power play - Shot on goal by Ryane Clowe saved by Mike Smith(Slapshot 54 ft)
17:29 San Jose Power play - Shot on goal by Jason Demers saved by Mike Smith(Snap 49 ft)
17:45 San Jose Power play - Shot on goal by Dan Boyle saved by Mike Smith(Slapshot 82 ft)
18:12 Phoenix Mikkel Boedker credited with hit on Patrick Marleau in neutral zone
18:33 Phoenix Stoppage - Referee or Linesman
18:33 San Jose Michal Handzus won faceoff against Daymond Langkow in neutral zone
18:40 Phoenix Michael Stone credited with hit on Andrew Desjardins in neutral zone
18:56 San Jose Michal Handzus shot blocked by Daymond Langkow
19:14 San Jose Michal Handzus shot blocked by Michael Stone
19:50 San Jose Shot on goal by Torrey Mitchell saved by Mike Smith(Wristshot 46 ft)
19:51 Phoenix Stoppage - Goalie Stopped
19:51 Phoenix Boyd Gordon won faceoff against Logan Couture in defensive zone
20:00 Phoenix End of 1st period

 

[naes666]

A venomous cobra missing for days from the Bronx Zoo may have been stolen by an overzealous Phoenix Coyotes fan, the NYPD announced Wednesday evening.

“We’ve heard rumors about a group guys who play ice hockey in empty cavernous buildings in the Phoenix, Arizona area,” said Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly during a press conference. “We were suspicious at first – I mean, who could believe something as ridiculous as an ice hockey club in Arizona? – but we investigated the lead and there does appear to be some truth to this story. We still cannot confirm with 100% certainty that this exists, however, as no one has stepped forward to claim that they’ve seen one of these events in person.”

Kelly added that they suspect a Coyotes fan may have stolen the 20 inch cobra in the past week in preparation for the NHL playoffs, which begin in mid-April. “There was a sticky note left on the cobra’s cage that said merely, ‘Throw The Snake,’” said Kelly. He added, “We suspect it’s some sort of new playoff ritual in Arizona to throw snakes onto the ice. They tell me it was all the rage on that Tweeter thing last spring,” apparently referring to Twitter in an adorable, senile grandfather sort of way.

Coyotes fans threw rubber snakes last year, but seeing as the toys apparently had no discernible effect on the team’s success, fans have opted to up the ante for this season’s playoff run.

The Commissioner stressed caution to whomever took the snake. “That cobra you’re handling is a Rangers fan, and therefore may become spooked by the idea of a high-stakes playoff environment. I urge you, if you must throw the snake, use extreme caution.”

 

[sjrules99]

maybe moore can stop blocking shots, eh?

 

[naes666]

terrible PP!

 

[Destroydacre]

Hmm midway through the game the Sharks have 22 shots on goal, zero goals. This script seems familiar...

 

[naes666]

come on Sharks! do it for KONY 2012!

 

[naes666]

umm great defense there...this team is disgusting

 

[sjrules99]

zues might the worst signing doug wilson has even made... I love how so many people thought he was a good deal because of his PK work. gusy who cant score 10 goals and are 35 years old are rarely worth 2.5M. Dum dum dumdumdum.

 

[Cbrower91]

eh im gonna bbq instead of watch this lol

 

[Slimpikins]

Back to ME3. Night boys.

 

[sjrules99]

how... If moore is in the lineup next game, I will be so fucking pissed. What an amazing turnover that leads straight to a goal. How bout all you moore lovers now??? What a piece of shit!

0-8 with him!

 

[naes666]

losing all confidence in this team, they cannot get up for the big games.

complete and total losers.