Florida Has Moved On To Chip Kelly Because....

[Innermind]

Why do I not believe any of it.

When @OregonDucks moves in with @JuiceTheGator as his landscaper/gardener & pissboy, will you believe it then?

 

[RegentDenali]

Multiple sources are reporting that Florida has reached out to NFL teams to vet Chip Kelly and doing NCAA background checks on his time at Oregon.

I thought they'd 'Zero'd In On Frost' with an offer he couldn't refuse?

What gives?

You may select two options.

If this is the case, then a whole lot of their A and B list candidates have already turned them down. Like how Oregon had to settle with 0 Touchdown Taggart when Uncle Phil was getting turned down by all their A list guys like Schiano.

 

[RegentDenali]

I would take Chip at Nebraska if Frost were unavailable.

He can put the pieces together consistently, and that is what separates a good coach from a bad coach. If he were still at Oregon they'd have been play-off contenders the last few years IMO.

With USC off sanctions and Petersen now at Washington?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


P.S. You think your defense is bad now? Wait till Chipster gets a hold of it and also tries to run that gimmick offense against teams like Ohio St and Penn St every year.

 

[Olyduck]

IT IS HAPPENING

i feel like i remember you saying that about Chip to Oregon a few months ago...

 

[broncosmitty]

With USC off sanctions and Petersen now at Washington?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


P.S. You think your defense is bad now? Wait till Chipster gets a hold of it and also tries to run that gimmick offense against teams like Ohio St and Penn St every year.

BIGW is a different animal.

You get Illinois and Purdue every year.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

What Florida's record with Urban Meyer up in they: 65-15 (winning percentage = .813)
What Florida's record since Urban Meyer bizounced: 85-51 (winning percentage = .625)
What Florida fan sees every time he shuts his eyes and imagines glory days :

View attachment 169330 , etc.

Hardly.

Steve Spurrier opens up about Jim McElwain, Florida football, Gators' coaching search

The offense we ran in the 90s, that’s not what they do here now. People always say, ‘Well, Coach Spurrier, why don’t you give them some ball plays?’ I say, ‘Listen, every play that we ran in the ’90s is there on video at the University of Florida. If they want to go back and watch Danny Wuerffel and Shane Matthews throw all those touchdown passes — we led the nation in touchdown passes through the 90s, more than any other school — it’s all on tape there. Go back and watch it. They don’t do that. Coaches coach what they know, and they coach how they’re comfortable coaching. And the way we coach at Florida now is not the way we coached back then. I’m not saying ours was a whole lot better – maybe it was – but they’re trying the best they can to coach what they know. It was hard for me to try to give some positive ball plays here and there.”


“There’s probably three guys in America that could coach the way I tried to coach it back in the ’90s. Shane Matthews is one of them. I watched his son Luke the other day on video; he took his steps, looked to the left and all of a sudden fired the perfect strike to Keith Kelsey’s son going down the right sideline. I said, ‘Dang.’ … Shane can coach the way we coach. Danny Wuerffel could. And son Steve [Spurrier] Jr. Steve Jr. was with me about 17 years as a coach, and he was a ball boy at Duke. My son Steve Jr. could coach this offense. Those three guys could run an offense similar to what we did in the ’90s. There’s a lot of running in there; it’s not all passing. You can’t just give somebody a ball play. The quarterbacks got to know [the decisions, progressions and options]. Things like that have to be taught in repetition all the way through spring ball, through the summer and then preseason and then the season. That’s how you develop a really good quarterback.”

 

[JuiceTheGator]

When @OregonDucks moves in with @JuiceTheGator as his landscaper/gardener & pissboy, will you believe it then?

lmao. I have promised myself to do my own lawn until I'm d-e-a-d. However, I have always wanted a butler and driver.

 

[it'sHuskers4me]

No option for, "Gator tater salad has a squirt of squirt in it!" - and we aren't talking soda either.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

No option for, "Gator tater salad has a squirt of squirt in it!" - and we aren't talking soda either.

It's gotta squirt of Gator in it...not some foul waterfowl!

 

[jjc2009]

But seriously, I'm so relieved to hear we're moving away from another up-and-comer mid major coach. After the last two absolute fucking disasters, the time to try to be clever has passed. Get the old man in there with the long resume and have him run the program correctly.

You can have Brian Kelly if you want him. Can't guarantee the second part of your last sentence though.

 

[Olyduck]

CUMstain wouldn't even to fundraisers. He was as premadonna douche as you can get. What counts is "Ws."

what?

 

[JuiceTheGator]

what?

Ah...meant he "wouldn't even DO fundraisers." CUM was a dick. Add that to he had a chronic social/anxiety disorder and he refused to do more than a couple fundraisers per year. Alumni didn't appreciate that shit.

 

[Olyduck]

Ah...meant he "wouldn't even DO fundraisers." CUM was a dick. Add that to he had a chronic social/anxiety disorder and he refused to do more than a couple fundraisers per year. Alumni didn't appreciate that shit.

I asked what as in who the fuck is CUM? why do people use these nicknames that nobody understands but them and maybe a few others from their team?

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I asked what as in who the fuck is CUM? why do people use these nicknames that nobody understands but them and maybe a few others from their team?

You know that one...just forgot. For over a decade that's meant Coach Urban Meyer. You may have seen it as "CUMstain."

 

[Red_Alert]

I asked what as in who the fuck is CUM? why do people use these nicknames that nobody understands but them and maybe a few others from their team?

Eh? I think the vast majority on sports message boards know the acronym 'CUM' stands for Corch Urban Meyer. It's been out for years.

 

[Olyduck]

Eh? I think the vast majority on sports message boards know the acronym 'CUM' stands for Corch Urban Meyer. It's been out for years.

I have never heard or seen that before in reference to him. Ive seen it for Michigan

 

[Sgt Brutus]

I asked what as in who the fuck is CUM? why do people use these nicknames that nobody understands but them and maybe a few others from their team?

These guys will take any excuse they can get to talk about 'semen'

 

[Red_Alert]

I have never heard or seen that before in reference to him. Ive seen it for Michigan

scUM?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Get the old man in there with the long resume and have him run the program correctly.

Bill Snyder 2 Florida!!!

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Bill Snyder 2 Florida!!!

I said old...not long dead!