Favorite TV Show Quotes

[mr.hockey4242]

So we had one for movie quotes. Figured we should do some classic tv quotes as well.


"I am the Danger" or "I am the One who Knocks". Take your pick on that one.

 

[JDM]

After all, you are nothing more or less than what you choose to reveal.

 

[KnightAndDay]

They say "Home is where the heart is", but if you don't have a heart, then where's home?

 

[outofyourmind]

the best one of all time

"Jerry, just remember......It's not a lie, if you believe it"

 

[Wazmankg]

So we had one for movie quotes. Figured we should do some classic tv quotes as well.




"I am the Danger" or "I am the One who Knocks". Take your pick on that one.

Mike had some great ones - "Just because you killed Jesse James don't make you Jesse James" and "Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace"

My own personal favorite was Walt to Hank - "If that's true -- if you don't know who I am -- then maybe your best course is to tread lightly."

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Mike had some great ones - "Just because you killed Jesse James don't make you Jesse James" and "Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace"

My own personal favorite was Walt to Hank - "If that's true -- if you don't know who I am -- then maybe your best course is to tread lightly."

DUDE. Don't take all the good ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


" Same thing I've always done, Kate... Surviving"

 

[kramer1]

Anything from Seinfeld.

 

[fknhippie]

This is the city, Los Angeles California....

 

[mr.hockey4242]

I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?

 

[fknhippie]

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

 

[beardown07]

PEGGY BUNDY: Oh, how about this: Four Weddings and a Funeral.

AL BUNDY: That's kinda like five of the same thing, isn't it?

 

[fknhippie]

What does a yellow light mean?

 

[apachef4]

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

I love that episode. WKRP is way underrated.

 

[Nosferatu]

What does a yellow light mean?

Reverend Jim, that was freakin' hilarious!

 

[Nosferatu]

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs...

 

[Wazmankg]

What does a yellow light mean?

One of the funniest scenes ever from one of... maybe the funniest show ever.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

It's all about accepting who you really are, I accept who I am.... I'm the bad guy.

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[Sam Sportboy]

PEGGY BUNDY: Oh, how about this: Four Weddings and a Funeral.

AL BUNDY: That's kinda like five of the same thing, isn't it?

That ones in here.............

 

[packerzrule]

"When I give my word, I expect you to keep it"

 

[lilchi721]

"What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure."
Trapper

"Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one."
Henry Blake