Famous Hockey Quotes

[Hank Kingsley]

An all time favourite.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Bobby Hall, when asked what he'd do different if he could do it all over again: "

(Duh ... I think I had one too many already! What day is it?)

Bobby Hall, when asked what he'd do different if he could do it all over again: "I'd drink more!"

Heres another one from Bobby HALL (as the kids are calling him)

“Hitler, for example, had some good ideas. He just went a little bit too far.”

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Heres another one from Bobby HALL (as the kids are calling him)

“Hitler, for example, had some good ideas. He just went a little bit too far.”

Roamer is actually an old farqhuar....

He just babbles...

 

[dash]

"We're in a weird position. All year long people keep telling us that we're bad for hockey, bad for the NHL, bad for Canada because we're too rough. Now we're supposed to save the game for the NHL, for Canada, for everyone. Hah! For the first time we're the good guys."

- Fred Shero, prior to the Flyers taking on the Central Red Army

And later in the first period of the game...

"They're going home, yeah, they're going home"

- Bob Cole

 

[The PK]

From Slapshot - "Piss on old-time hockey!"

Reggie Dunlop: They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em!

Hyannisport Broadcaster: The fans are standing up to them! The security guards are standing up to them! The peanut vendors are standing up to them! And by golly, if I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them!

 

[forty_three]

... so there was either a blockage or a plug

Funny how many different versions there are of that quote. I saw one that was "Tell Jeremy Roenick that I can't hear him because I have Stanley Cup rings in both my ears"

I was going on what I seem to remember when he said it. I am pretty sure he said "plugging". But he talks funny, so maybe I misheard.




"The legs feed the wolf"

"Does that look like hockey to you? Looks like a couple of monkeys trying to fuck a football to me."

"You're playing worse every day, and right now you're playing like it's the middle of next week."

"Great moments are born from great opportunity. An that's what you have here tonight. That's what you've earned, here, tonight."

"Gentlemen, you don't HAVE enough talent to win on talent alone."

"A bruise on the leg is a hell of a long way from the heart."

"The name on the front of the jersey is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back."

"You lose this game, you will take it to your fucking grave... YOUR FUCKING GRAVE!"

"You have million dollar hands and a ten cent fart for a brain."

Herbie. The hockey quote machine.

 

[elocomotive]

Great thread, Roamer!

 

[blindbaby]

I know this is hockey, but I love this one...


He can’t kick with his left foot, he can’t head, he can’t tackle, and he doesn’t score many goals. Apart from that, he’s all right”

George Best

on David Beckham

 

[mbhhofr]

I gave a minor penalty to Cy Whiteside of the Mpls. Millers in the IHL. He proceeded to mouth off at me and I told him that if he said one more word, he would get ten more. The next thing to come out of his mouth was:

"What is this, a picnic or a basket?"

True to my word, he got ten more.

Saw him after the game and we both had a laugh.

 

[elocomotive]

I gave a minor penalty to Cy Whiteside of the Mpls. Millers in the IHL. He proceeded to mouth off at me and I told him that if he said one more word, he would get ten more. The next thing to come out of his mouth was:

"What is this, a picnic or a basket?"

True to my word, he got ten more.

Saw him after the game and we both had a laugh.

LMAO!

I saw MBH had posted and this thread and honestly thought as I clicked on the thread - 'i hope his quote is a story from when he reffed.'

 

[BGDave]

H. Ballard "Hammarstrom could go into a corner with 6 eggs in his pocket, and not break one of them"

D. Tiger Williams "they are done like dinner!"

 

[Roamer]

You've definitely had one too many. Who the fuck is Bobby Hall? Did he play with Stan Makota?

OK! Mr. Perfect!

So ... where is your positive contribution? Or ... are you too busy practicing being an asshole to have time to contribute to the conversation.

Honestly!

 

[Hank Kingsley]

OK! Mr. Perfect!

So ... where is your positive contribution? Or ... are you too busy practicing being an asshole to have time to contribute to the conversation.

Honestly!

Hey now, I stuck up for you you senile old fart!!

 

[dash]

Not verbatim, but a pretty funny exchange between Pete Stemkowski of the Rangers and referee Bob Myers:

Stemkowski: "That's three penalties for doing nothing - You're just picking on me because of my looks"

Myers: "If that was the case, you'd have six penalties by now"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

at the very least ... this wins in the "todays best quote" category

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Curtis Lazar ‏@CurtisLazar95 32m

Hmmmm, well back to the drawing board on this one �� #awkward

 

[mbhhofr]

"The legs feed the wolf"

"Does that look like hockey to you? Looks like a couple of monkeys trying to fuck a football to me."

"You're playing worse every day, and right now you're playing like it's the middle of next week."

"Great moments are born from great opportunity. An that's what you have here tonight. That's what you've earned, here, tonight."

"Gentlemen, you don't HAVE enough talent to win on talent alone."

"A bruise on the leg is a hell of a long way from the heart."

"The name on the front of the jersey is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back."

"You lose this game, you will take it to your fucking grave... YOUR FUCKING GRAVE!"

"You have million dollar hands and a ten cent fart for a brain."

Herbie. The hockey quote machine.

"You're fat, you're slow, you're lazy and you can't skate." Herbie said that to my partner when leaving the ice after a game. He then turned to me and said, "You too!"

 

[DragonfromTO]

OK! Mr. Perfect!

So ... where is your positive contribution? Or ... are you too busy practicing being an asshole to have time to contribute to the conversation.

Honestly!

Lighten up Francis, it's a joke. If I wanted to be an asshole I would have said something a lot more mean spirited than what I said.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Lighten up Francis, it's a joke. If I wanted to be an asshole I would have said something a lot more mean spirited than what I said.

what number do you want to wear in the the asshole club dragon? Im making shirts

 

[Slimpikins]

One of my favorites was from Gordie Howe. Someone asked him why hockey players wore cups but not helmets and he responded "You can always get someone else to do your thinking for you".