Famous Hockey Quotes

[jstewismybastardson]

former Canucks colour guy Tom Larscheid


“I just came from the Canucks dressing room and Pavel's groin has never felt better.”

 

[dash]

"I’d have my c— out if I scored four goals. I’d have my c— out, stroking it.”

- Joe Thornton

 

[Cyder]

""If I had the Rangers payroll, I'd win the Stanley Cup every year"

- Glen Sather

We have a winner

 

[IPostedWhat]

”If I get run into again, I'm taking someone with me. I lost one knee. I'll take a head if it happens again.”

- Grant Fuhr

 

[IPostedWhat]

”When I look at the net I don't see a goalie.” - Pavel Bure


”When I look at the net I see 2 or 3 goalies.” - Radek Dvorak.

 

[Cyder]

“I focus on the dumbness of Hagelin… He played a hell of a game but that’s all washed off from dumbness.” – John Tortorella

 

[Cyder]

All hockey players are bilingual. They speak English and profanity
-Gordie Howe

 

[The PK]

You said hockey, not NHL or real quotes from real people.

 

[The PK]

We have a winner

No we do not

 

[Cyder]

"I didn’t hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.”

Goalie Patrick Roy after a war of words with Jeremy Roenick.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

“I focus on the dumbness of Hagelin… He played a hell of a game but that’s all washed off from dumbness.” – John Tortorella

Maybe he should be more like pieterangelo he does everything on the ice the white way

 

[The PK]

Some kind of dog food
Don Cherry on Winnipeg Jets assistant coach Alpo Suhonen

 

[jstewismybastardson]

"Tell Jeremy I can't hear what he says because I have my two Stanley Cup rings blocking my ears" - Patrick Roy

"I didn’t hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.”

... so there was either a blockage or a plug

 

[dash]

Don Cherry, Bobby Orr, and Phil Esposito in Phil's hotel room in Vancouver...

Phil Esposito - "Grapes, if you tell me I've been traded to the Rangers, I'm gonna jump out the window!"

Don Cherry - "Bobby, get away from that window"

 

[thedddd]

"If Hanrahan's wife's a dyke, does that make him a fag?"

I know from a movie.....

 

[thedddd]

Seriously though......

"It's a great day for hockey."-Bob Johnson

 

[dash]

Jermain Franklin: "Dion, where do you go from here?"
Dion Phaneuf: "Toronto"

 

[DragonfromTO]

"If Hanrahan's wife's a dyke, does that make him a fag?"

I know from a movie.....

Well, if we're using that kind of language...


How dare you! How dare you!

 

[thedddd]

"When he put out his arms to celebrate, the rest of us skated immediately to the bench and left him there all alone.” - Dave Taylor

 

[elocomotive]

... so there was either a blockage or a plug

It's...

"I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I've got my two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ears"

My personal fav of all-time.