Famous Hockey Quotes

[Swamp Dragon]

I eat puck
Dominic Hasek

 

[Roamer]

Looks like Swamp found the "20 Most Hilarious Hockey Quotes of All Time" article that Bleacher Report did a couple of years ago.

Either that or he found a copy of "The Encyclopedia Of 10,000 Funny Hockey Quotes" at a garage sale.

 

[Roamer]

The way Swamp's going, this might be a fourth time repeat but .....

Pat Burns said: "Goaltending is 90% of hockey, unless you don’t have it, then it’s 100%”.

 

[Canuck eh?]

The way Swamp's going, this might be a fourth time repeat but .....

Pat Burns said: "Goaltending is 90% of hockey, unless you don’t have it, then it’s 100%”.

Check your PMs Roamer.

 

[Roamer]

Couldn't pass this one up .... even if Swamp already posted it!

Blackhawks play-by-play man, Pat Foley: "If you've only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs ... it'll seem like forever!"

 

[Roamer]

Check your PMs Roamer.

I just did. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[Swamp Dragon]

Couldn't pass this one up .... even if Swamp already posted it!

Blackhawks play-by-play man, Pat Foley: "If you've only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs ... it'll seem like forever!"

LOL
Okay Peter Jennings at the 1984 Summer Olympics opening ceremonies after his co-hort pointed out that Victor Davis and Alex Baumann had Maple Leafs tattooed on their chests
'Good thing they don't play hockey'

 

[Swamp Dragon]

You're Never Going To Stop A Hockey Player By Hitting Him Over The Head, You've Got To Take The Body ”
- Howie Meeker ...

 

[Swamp Dragon]

Pass the cotton-picking puck
Howie Meeker